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Postby maroon » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:13 pm

johnny_d wrote:Don't be afraid to catch fish!
Oh yeah, there's this stupid song on the radio constantly where I always hear that.
What does the girl sing in reality?
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Postby Colbie » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:09 pm

^ Don't be afraid to catch feels :lol:
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Postby maroon » Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:42 pm

Colbie wrote:^ Don't be afraid to catch feels :lol:
What does it even mean?
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Postby DnBLover » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:20 am

maroon wrote:
Colbie wrote:^ Don't be afraid to catch feels :lol:
What does it even mean?
It's a meme-like expression for emotions I guess.
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Postby Affillate » Sat Sep 02, 2017 5:45 am

Lady Gaga's Just Dance:

RED WINE..... GAGA... OH

It's actually a name drop for RedOne isnt it. :lol:
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Postby Grybop » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:41 am

Affillate wrote:Lady Gaga's Just Dance:

RED WINE..... GAGA... OH

It's actually a name drop for RedOne isnt it. :lol:
Excuse me, I'd swear it's RED WINE??

Just googled it :cry:
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Postby randomness » Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:29 pm

5 Seconds Of Summer - Don't Stop:
The start of the chorus sounds like "TOASTER!"

Emeli Sande - Heaven:
"Then I'm Gone" sounds like "Vinegar"
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Postby MusicRecords » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:44 pm

I thought the lyric in Taylor’s Style was

Lights are off he’s taking off his clothes

But it’s

Lights are off he’s taking off his coat
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Postby luckyONE » Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:57 pm

Taylor Swift - Starlight

heard . . . . .
"i am a barbie on the boardwalk, summer of '45"

actual lyrics . . . . .
"i met bobby on the boardwalk, summer of '45"
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Postby Goldmoney » Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:58 am

Britney BOMT :lol:

Heard: Show me how you want to do me
Actual: Show me how you want it to be
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Postby JimJim » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:29 am

Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl

He actually says: "After dancing to Kaleigh, singing to trad tunes"
I heard: "After dancing to Katy, singing to trap tunes"

...it only occurred to me that this wasn't right because:
a) Ed wouldn't sing about Katy and;
b) You can't really sing along to trap tunes :lol:
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Postby SummerPeur » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:58 am

maroon wrote:
johnny_d wrote:Don't be afraid to catch fish!
Oh yeah, there's this stupid song on the radio constantly where I always hear that.
What does the girl sing in reality?
Sis, as if you don't know that its Katy girl singing :lol:
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Postby heppolo » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:09 pm

Lil Pump's ''Gucci Gang''
Misheard: Spread my rash on a new chain
Spend ten racks on a new chain
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Postby Jerz » Thu Oct 25, 2018 5:23 pm

Leo Sayer - When I Need You

Misheard: When I swim you

When I need you
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Postby aRat » Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:25 pm

I misheard New Rules as I got new rules I got em when in fact it's I got new rules I count em.
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Postby heppolo » Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:28 pm

aRat wrote:I misheard New Rules as I got new rules I got em when in fact it's I got new rules I count em.
At first I actually thought the same as well :o
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Postby luckyONE » Sat Oct 27, 2018 6:57 am

Anne-Marie - "Perfect"

heard: "i love every single part of my body, talking to the barman: 'i'm not a supermodel from a magazine..."

actual: "ove every single part of my body, top to the bottom. i'm not a supermodel from a magazine"
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Postby menime123 » Sat Oct 27, 2018 11:25 am

I know the lyrics are “My face like a mannequin” but I’ve always sung “**** me like a mannequin” :lol:

Same with Blondie’s Atomic... it’s “Make me tonight...” and I always sing “Mate me tonight...” :lol:
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Postby toni_pest » Sat Oct 27, 2018 11:51 am

if we ever meet again

i heard: do you come here march, i swear ive seen your face before
real: do you come here much...

i always wondered why she was being so specific :lol:
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Postby jochen » Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:21 pm

Janet Rope Burn

Actual: tie me....tie me up tie me down

I heard: Johnny.....tie me up tie me down
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Postby aRat » Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:39 pm

toni_pest wrote:if we ever meet again

i heard: do you come here march, i swear ive seen your face before
real: do you come here much...

i always wondered why she was being so specific :lol:
wait it's not march :o but that bish definitely pronounces it as maRsh :evil:
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Postby jochen » Sat Nov 03, 2018 5:21 pm

Kylie got to be certain

I heard CURTAIN
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Postby heppolo » Wed Nov 28, 2018 10:14 am

Gorillaz, ''Dare''

It's there
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Postby thankfulforkelly » Sat Dec 01, 2018 1:37 pm

aRat wrote:I misheard New Rules as I got new rules I got em when in fact it's I got new rules I count em.
Woah I misread this and thought you meant the lyrics were ‘I got new rules I got em’ and my whole life was a lie for a few moments
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Postby Affillate » Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:48 am

Minor one Take That - Back For Good

Whenever I'm wrong
Just tell me the song that i'm singing

Actual: Whenever I'm wrong
Just tell me the song and I'll sing it
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