The Last Thing To Make You Laugh

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Postby Skelofect » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:53 am

Just to remind everyone because this topic has become the worst one for it - please do not quote pictures, there is nothing more annoying than seeing the same picture quoted half a dozen times on the same page....also please do not quote an image in order to show it at full size, thus stretching the forum...if the picture is too large to fit on the forum, post a link to it instead. Thanks - Admin

Basically, you write up the last thing that made you laugh and hopefully we can have a good fun page.
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Postby Twixy » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:55 am

:lol:

I was in the car last night, and we passed this big bald bloke in his car trying to get his steering wheel lock off, and when he did, he whacked himself over the head with it... :lol:

...it made me laugh! :lol:
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Postby lars » Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:19 am

Skelofect wrote:Basically, you write up the last thing that made you laugh and hopefully we can have a good fun page.
Good idea but I hope yours will be the only post that needed to be edited for strong language. ;-)
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Postby Tiger » Wed Nov 24, 2004 9:45 am

These foolish games are tearing me apart

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Postby PhilipEno » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:45 am

Hearing a recording of Peter Sellers, singing "She Loves You" in the stlye of Dr Strangelove.
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Postby ManicFan2k » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:46 pm

He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.
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Postby Dazzle » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:01 pm

Skelofect wrote:For me, it was Daz talking about someone he was sending them a CD to and calling them "Ulrika Wannabe"...it was so funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

(6)Daz(6) Th: and i have to send a cd to an annoying
**** in Sveden, ja
(6)Special D: ohh whats the cd?
(6)Daz(6) Th: bellefire
(6)Daz(6) Th: **** wanted to pay £1.50 in shipping :| I
told him its £1.50 to the uK. I charged the ulrika
wannabe £3.50 :| Mwah ha ha
Oh God! I hope he doesn't read UKmix! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well... most nights the last thing I do before going to bed is talk to David on MSN. So most nights I always go to bed in hysterics!

Anywaaaay. The last thing to make me laugh was that picture David drew in the pic topic! :lol:
Someone give that man a series... NOW! :o
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Postby crazyman324 » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:08 pm

Tiger wrote:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

Hoorah!
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Postby John » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:22 pm

Laugh, what's that?

Um... last thing to make me laugh was my friend randomly calling someone "a prick of a twonk". Was funny at the time, has kind of lost the appeal now.
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Postby Skelofect » Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:43 pm

Dazzle wrote:
Skelofect wrote:For me, it was Daz talking about someone he was sending them a CD to and calling them "Ulrika Wannabe"...it was so funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

(6)Daz(6) Th: and i have to send a cd to an annoying
**** in Sveden, ja
(6)Special D: ohh whats the cd?
(6)Daz(6) Th: bellefire
(6)Daz(6) Th: **** wanted to pay £1.50 in shipping :| I
told him its £1.50 to the uK. I charged the ulrika
wannabe £3.50 :| Mwah ha ha
Oh God! I hope he doesn't read UKmix! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well... most nights the last thing I do before going to bed is talk to David on MSN. So most nights I always go to bed in hysterics!

Anywaaaay. The last thing to make me laugh was that picture David drew in the pic topic! :lol:
Someone give that man a series... NOW! :o
I'm still in hysterics at that Nancy comment. I want a series with you, which reminds me chapter 3 - thats the last thing to make me laugh. :lol:
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Postby ManicFan2k » Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:48 pm

Dazzle wrote: (6)Daz(6) Th: and i have to send a cd to an annoying
**** in Sveden, ja
(6)Special D: ohh whats the cd?
(6)Daz(6) Th: bellefire
(6)Daz(6) Th: **** wanted to pay £1.50 in shipping :| I
told him its £1.50 to the uK. I charged the ulrika
wannabe £3.50 :| Mwah ha ha
:-? :-? Where's the joke?
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Postby Dazzle » Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:58 pm

ManicFan2k wrote:
Dazzle wrote: (6)Daz(6) Th: and i have to send a cd to an annoying
**** in Sveden, ja
(6)Special D: ohh whats the cd?
(6)Daz(6) Th: bellefire
(6)Daz(6) Th: **** wanted to pay £1.50 in shipping :| I
told him its £1.50 to the uK. I charged the ulrika
wannabe £3.50 :| Mwah ha ha
:-? :-? Where's the joke?
Sorry. We should have added - a sense of humour is essential for this thread!
Can you please stamp that at the top, David?
Kinda like a parental advisory sticker!
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Postby ManicFan2k » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:09 pm

No seriosuly can just explain the joke to me, Im trying to be a jerk about it. Just don't get the joke
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Postby Dazzle » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:12 pm

Me and David have a warped sense of humour that makes both of us crack up.
You can't really explain any of our jokes. Just laugh at the randomness and stupidity! :oops:
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Postby ManicFan2k » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:13 pm

Dazzle wrote: Just laugh at the randomness and stupidity! :oops:
Ok. like Monty Pyhton & TV burp you have to be there
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Postby Skelofect » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:15 pm

Dazzle wrote:Me and David have a warped sense of humour that makes both of us crack up.
You can't really explain any of our jokes. Just laugh at the randomness and stupidity! :oops:
Yeah exactly, I am always in hysterics when Daz is talking to me, especially when we have certain members of Ukmix to mock.

Countdown, for example? :lol: :wink:
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Postby Dazzle » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:16 pm

Ok. The last thing to make me laugh...
In a group chat on MSN;

Daz says:
Dixy's gone. I feel like a kid in school when the teacher walks out for a few minutes
Daz says:
*memories*
Special D says:
*scrawls Dixy is a pixie on balckboard*
Daz says:
*puts large spike on Dixy's chair*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ManicFan2k » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:36 pm

My Boss: What is it people sell on ebay?
Me: ANYTHING!!!
My Boss: Anything?
Me: ANYTHING?
My Boss: Ok. hmmm Toe Nails
Me: I would'nt be suprised, I'll have to look

(Went home checked, yes someone selling a bag of their own toenail clippings)

Next Day
Me: Guess what someone in america was selling a bag of their own toenail clippings.. and people had bidded on them aswell
Shelia: What idiots have bidded
My Boss: Someone who collects toenails?? (Perfect Austalian acent) "Ive been collecting toenails for 10 years. Ive got human nails, cats nails, griaffe nails, kangaroo nails, mongoose nails"


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Postby Dazzle » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:38 pm

I think I've just pissed myself! :o
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Postby Skelofect » Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:35 pm

This.

It's just the way she worded it. :lol:
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Postby Muzikritik » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:32 pm

The funniest thing happened on my birthday! Went to the supermarket and bought (among other things) a muffin.

After I got my receipt, I casually glanced at and saw:
LOOSE TEXAS MUFF $1.30

:lol: :lol: I broke down at the checkout.
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Postby Skelofect » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:30 pm

Muzikritik wrote:The funniest thing happened on my birthday! Went to the supermarket and bought (among other things) a muffin.

After I got my receipt, I casually glanced at and saw:
LOOSE TEXAS MUFF $1.30

:lol: :lol: I broke down at the checkout.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That is the funniest thing I've heard in ages!!!!!!!!

I'm in hysterics. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Virgostar » Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:45 am

Last thing that made me laugh - prolly the Dead Ringers special on the US election I watched last night - the guy who does George Bush is excellent, the accent is all there & everything!
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Postby Skelofect » Fri Nov 26, 2004 3:05 am

I saw that, the Bush thing is brilliant but I didn't like that episode so much. :sad:

I was watching it today, some things that made me laugh:

Bridget Jones' Diary.

Voiceover: It's the film event of...well, this week. Back with all the same comic mismatches as last time, only not as funny now as the novelty has worn off.

[Bridget is on the phone]

Bridget: I've just had the perfect shag memory, you do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom...hang on, who's this I'm talking to? My Boyfriend!!! Oh, that's not at all embarrassing , put me through immediately to your elderly mother with the heart condition...oh, hello Mrs Darcy? You do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.

*Bridget giggles like a school girl at her mistake*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby crazyman324 » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:58 pm

^ "With the same blow-up doll expression for the movie poster"


*stands with mouth open*

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