Very wrong answers to very obvious questions (Game)

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Postby SholasBoy » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:58 pm

School boy error...should this have gone in the games forum? :lol:

This was on a totally unrelated facebook group and I thought it was really funny.

Someone asks an obvious question like ''Who is George Bush's wife?'' The next person says for example ''Hilary Clinton'' The more ridiculous the better
Here is an example of the first few on this group:

Which country is right on the top of the US ?Reply to Daniel

Russia.

What is the first planet of the Solar System?

Uranus...

Q: Who's buried in Grant's tomb???

Peter Griffin, he forgot to breathe

What is facebook?

A BOOK WITH YOUR FACE ON IT...

what animal lives in the antarctic, has a beak, and often waddles...

your real mom.

In a traffic light green means....

That the light is working

What pie has rasberries in it?

Apple Pie.

What does moisturizing cream do?

light things on fire........muhahahaha

What is plastic made of?

recycled aluminum cans

where does the president live?

somewhere in kansas

what happens if you ingest nail polish?

you start to smell.

what fruit does the apple tree make?

Carrots!!! Duh!!!;)

Why do we wear clothes?Reply

To expose our bodies.

What eats fishfood?

psh, everyone knows that! horses!

what makes chocolate?

your butt!!

where do babies come from??

chickens! of course!

what animal barks like a dog, eats like a dog, and smells like a dog?

A duck.
OK, I'll start...

What is the real name of our queen?
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Postby irishguy28 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:13 pm

Graham William Walker, aka HRH Graham Norton.


In which profession might you need a stethoscope?
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Postby ryan_9048 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:26 pm

medical themed pornography

In which country is UKMIX's server based?
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Postby irishguy28 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:31 pm

North Korea.

What is the title of Metallica's latest album?
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Postby NoAngels » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:31 pm

Lynn Spears

Who is Britney Spears?
Don't Worry, Cause You're Really Not That Hard to Replace.
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Postby irishguy28 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:33 pm

Shake Spear's wife.

Who lives in the White House?
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Postby jason2379 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:47 pm

Tom and Gerry

How many calories is there in a Tic-Tac?
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Postby scarletspider » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:50 pm

Elizabeth II ??
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Postby Plym » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:08 pm

scarletspider wrote:Elizabeth II ??
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Zuzu18 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:57 pm

irishguy28 wrote:Shake Spear's wife.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Check out my page, and the mad love from Brandy:

www.myspace.com/zuzushafi
http://twitter.com/ZuZuBrandy
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Postby SholasBoy » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:49 pm

jason2379 wrote:Tom and Gerry

How many calories is there in a Tic-Tac?
Less than the calories of a pink flying spider.

What is that thing called in the sky?
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Postby ryan_9048 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:55 pm

George Bush who was earlier inside a Republican senator's plane

Who sang "material girl"?
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Postby SholasBoy » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:56 pm

Pete Burns

What is the relationship between Jordan and Peter Andre?
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Postby ryan_9048 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:58 pm

symbiosis

Fillet mignon is a type of?
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Postby sambo9 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:14 pm

Goosebumps.

In 1995, a large earthquake hit...
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Postby Frederic » Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:16 pm

Zuzu18 wrote:
irishguy28 wrote:Shake Spear's wife.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Colin » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:01 pm

sambo9 wrote:Goosebumps.

In 1995, a large earthquake hit...
Christina Aguilera.

Boyzone are originally from...?
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Postby UKMusicLova » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:03 pm

The Dollhouse

The world is going to...?
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Postby sambo9 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:36 pm

Pancake.

Whipped cream is an ingredient commonly used in?
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Postby ryan_9048 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:38 pm

foreplay

1 apple + 1 apple = ?
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Postby Grybop » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:47 pm

No.

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They need rappers like me
So they can get on their ****' keyboards and make me the bad guy, Chun-Li
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Postby UKMusicLova » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:49 pm

Beyonce

What is the capital of the UK?
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Postby Colin » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:51 pm

Uranus.

What comes after 'E' in the alphabet?
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Postby ryan_9048 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:52 pm

lephant

911 is the number of?
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Postby Colin » Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:55 pm

Missy Elliott, 'Beep Me'.

The current American president is?
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