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Postby MusicRecords » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:23 pm

Cause God created women beautifully

Why are hoes such bishes?
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Postby Mainshow » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:36 pm

Because all those fancy Pumpkin Spice Lattes they worship taste like piss

Why are men so obsessed with football?
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Postby MusicRecords » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:40 pm

Because secretly they like playing with balls

Why are balls so soft?
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Postby Guru » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:09 am

Because they were made for woman

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Postby Gravity » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:18 pm

Because Madonna told them so

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Postby DnBLover » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:24 pm

Because they smell a lot of aRats.

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Postby aRat » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:33 pm

because it flopped on the charts and now is trying to drag everything else down.

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Postby DnBLover » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:53 pm

He got scared of all the ghosts.

Why are Dua Lipa's lips so big?
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Postby aRat » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:24 pm

2 uglee bees stung ha lips.

Why is Kanye West such a fool?
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Postby DnBLover » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:42 pm

Beyonce's dark wizardry.

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Postby Gravity » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:44 pm

Because we eat too much meat.

Why is Kim Kardashian's butt so big?
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Postby Mainshow » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:50 pm

Kanye West slaps her butt every time Trump says something stupid.

Why does Selena Gomez whisper in her songs so much'?
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Postby DnBLover » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:55 pm

She's afraid of the cookie monster.

Why is XY male?
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Postby aRat » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:04 pm

because god made them that way.

Why does Ariana look like a 12 year old child?
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Postby RayRay » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:11 pm

Because she's eternally 12 like her idol.

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Postby aRat » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:16 pm

so parents can drain their youth when they get old. A Madonna tea.

Why are past their time divas so popular on Ukmix?
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Postby stevyy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:18 pm

Because legends never go out of style.

Why are polar bears the greatest animals on the planet?
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Postby clh_hilary » Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:50 am

stevyy wrote:Because legends never go out of style.

Why are polar bears the greatest animals on the planet?
Cuz they live on the top of the world.

Why didn't Americans give their country an actual name instead of applying the name for two continents for themselves?
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Postby MusicRecords » Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:56 am

Because we cool like that

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Postby Mainshow » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:58 am

Because they don't want to see the ugly people in the audience.

Why do most people hate olives?
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Postby heppolo » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:03 am

It's the consequence of the old ''olives v. the people'' court case

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Postby Mainshow » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:05 am

"Blackout" didn't reach #1 in the US and the Holy Spearit, Godney, was taking revenge.

Why did the Soviet Union collapse?
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Postby heppolo » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:11 am

Mainshow wrote:Why did the Soviet Union collapse?
In order to take part in Eurovision and vote for each other.

Why do people need to work?
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Postby KokoCollino » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:22 am

People need to work because there's also two Work videos.

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Postby aRat » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:52 am

Because his music is that good.

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