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Postby Gravity » Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:10 pm

Because he's romantic. (omg that feels so wrong :lol: :oops: )

Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Floped and localed
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Postby Jerz » Sun Oct 21, 2018 4:06 am

In other American state where Hoffa legally dead already.

What is Carmen Sandiego?
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Postby heppolo » Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:41 am

Carmen Electra's arch nemesis

Why is everything so heavy?
Waffles are checked cookies
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Postby luckyONE » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:10 pm

Because Anne-Marie wanted to write a song about it.

Why does it take so long til Rihanna releases new music?
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Postby RayRay » Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:11 pm

Because she wants to have a long holiday.

Why is Mariah warning everyone for her new album to be cautious?
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Postby aRat » Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:34 pm

No one will be able to handle the floppage

why is ASIB such a good movie?
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Postby jochen » Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:37 pm

Cos THE MEG is out of theatres now
YOU cant blame nobody but YOU
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Postby jochen » Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:38 pm

Why are the Oscars so boring
YOU cant blame nobody but YOU
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Postby clh_hilary » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:13 pm

jochen wrote:Why are the Oscars so boring
Because straight white men named Oscar are boring.

Why is Doctor Who still on?
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Postby Jerz » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:36 am

The British science fiction pop culture still peaked since the 1960s.

Why is Marvel Comics became one of the most popular comics brand of all-time?
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Postby urbanmusik » Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:37 pm

because Halle Berry's performance as Catwoman was iconic.

What is the capital of Sweden?
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Postby Magnus » Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:49 pm

Oslo.

Why is it more difficult to drill in concrete than in wood?
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Postby clh_hilary » Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:51 pm

Magnus wrote:Oslo.

Why is it more difficult to drill in concrete than in wood?
Because penises are very fragile things.

Why did John Lennon marry that Japanese woman?
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Postby Magnus » Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:58 pm

Because all Japanese men rejected him.

Why is platinum worth less than gold?
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Postby aRat » Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:16 pm

scored fewer hits

Why is Kesha known as the "party glitter girl"?
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Postby clh_hilary » Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:23 pm

aRat wrote:scored fewer hits

Why is Kesha known as the "party glitter girl"?
Everyone read that clause of her contract.

Why hasn't North Korea turned into an official monarchy?
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Postby aRat » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:22 pm

because they are trying to create an intergalactic empire duh.

Why are penguins so cute?
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Postby clh_hilary » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:09 pm

aRat wrote:because they are trying to create an intergalactic empire duh.

Why are penguins so cute?
Cuter birds fly away before humans could observe their cuteness.

Why isn't India Buddhist any more?
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Postby Serby » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:31 pm

They ran out of Buddha bowls.

Why do we crave sweets?
be kind to every kind
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Postby flopho » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:38 pm

Cause they're made of chicken

What ended Katy Perry?
¡Eh, mamá!
Me quiero matar
El mundo se va a la mierda
Y no he hecho nada
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Postby aRat » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:43 pm

Her short hair cut

What ended Ukmixers fav divas?
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Postby Goldmoney » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:56 pm

We Belong Together

Why is Kween so ratchet?
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Postby clh_hilary » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:10 am

Goldmoney wrote:We Belong Together

Why is Kween so ratchet?
Cuz she cool with a K.

Why did the Irish Easter Rising fail?
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Postby Jerz » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:11 am

Because the British people still struggled for survival.

Why rock band Green Day's popularity seems to be remained?
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Postby Goldmoney » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:16 am

Dookie - everybody poops

Why is The Distance so good?
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