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Postby heppolo » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:26 am

because it's measured in miles, not kilometres

When will we have responsible politicians?
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Postby Jerz » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:55 am

everyday

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Postby clh_hilary » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:04 pm

Someone Mariah definitely doesn't know.

Why did 911 happen?
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Postby jochen » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:45 pm

To prove nostradamos was right

Why do Moslems don't eat pig ( or pork ) ?
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Postby clh_hilary » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:10 pm

jochen wrote:To prove nostradamos was right

Why do Moslems don't eat pig ( or pork ) ?
Because they follow The Bible in an evangelical manner.

Why hasn't Madonna outsold Michael Jackson?
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Postby Muzikritik » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:25 pm

1) He's a more talented musician and recognised as such.
2) He's a man and during his peak women had to work twice as hard to prove themselves.

Why are people still catching up with the Kardashians?
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Postby DnBLover » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:27 pm

Because they don't know everything about them yet.

Why aren't you following the game's rules? :wink:
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Postby Muzikritik » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:31 pm

Because I accidentally dropped my colleague's dog's medication into my coffee this afternoon and I'm HI AF

Why am I getting out my scarf and gloves while this dude here be rocking flip flops through Liverpool st station?
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Postby DnBLover » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:34 pm

Because you havent eaten enough Chipotle.

Why did Da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa?
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Postby Muzikritik » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:40 pm

His therapist recommended it on account of his intense fear of eyebrows.

What are those people who were so into drum n bass in 2010 listening to these days?
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Postby DnBLover » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:55 pm

Nothing, the beat is eternally on loop on their heads.

Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
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Postby Magnus » Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:35 pm

Because the penis shape was already taken by Sweden.

Why does Bitcoin have value?
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Postby clh_hilary » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:55 pm

Magnus wrote:Because the penis shape was already taken by Sweden.

Why does Bitcoin have value?
Because it has the word "coin" in it.

Why has English become the lingua franca?
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Postby Jerz » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:56 am

People mostly understand this already.

Why Halloween franchise is one of the greatest horror film franchise of all time?
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Postby Goldmoney » Wed Oct 24, 2018 3:21 am

Because “Thriller” isn’t a film franchise.

Why is “We Belong Together” the best song of all time?
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Postby Guru » Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:28 am

Because JD screams in the background made it the banger that it is
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Postby Goldmoney » Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:47 am

Because Vibe magazine isn’t in print anymore.

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Postby clh_hilary » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:58 pm

Goldmoney wrote:Because Vibe magazine isn’t in print anymore.

How long will Cardi Z be in jail for?
For as long as people remember ha.

Why do people visit France?
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Postby MusicRecords » Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:35 pm

because they're dying to be 1 night IN Paris :P

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Postby RayRay » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:23 pm

Because UQ (United Queens) would have been to obvious.

Why is Halloween scary?
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Postby clh_hilary » Wed Oct 24, 2018 3:53 pm

RayRay wrote:Because UQ (United Queens) would have been to obvious.

Why is Halloween scary?
It's only a few days before the US mid-term elections.

Why does Christmas fall on 25 December?
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Postby Goldmoney » Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:02 pm

Because Kween’s anniversary was already taken

Why do people hate on ratchet? :roll:
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Postby heppolo » Wed Oct 24, 2018 4:17 pm

It's envy through and through

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Postby RayRay » Wed Oct 24, 2018 6:51 pm

Giving people a scare now and then.

Why do we love a white Christmas?
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Postby Jerz » Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:39 am

It's snow month.

Why is snowy in Times Square by December?
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