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Postby clh_hilary » Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:40 am

Jerz wrote:It's snow month.

Why is snowy in Times Square by December?
To intimidate Mariah Carey enough so she'd sing only with a backing track.

Why are Windows still so popular?
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Postby aRat » Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:22 am

because u can't run ur computer without 'em.

when will physicists finally unite QM and GR into the Theory Of Everything?
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Postby clh_hilary » Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:23 pm

aRat wrote:because u can't run ur computer without 'em.

when will physicists finally unite QM and GR into the Theory Of Everything?
When Professor Hawking is finally resurrected.

Why hasn't China gotten a revolution against their oppressive regime?
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Postby Undercover » Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:43 pm

They are about to lead a revolution in Siberia.

What is the most popular sport in Brazil?
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Postby Magnus » Sat Oct 27, 2018 9:24 pm

Knife throwing (at presidential candidates).

Why is Portuguese the official language in Brazil?
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Postby Guru » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:36 am

Because once upon a time, Portuguese men were INTO brazials :oops:
Why is Donald Trump The US president?
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Postby RayRay » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:10 am

Because Donald Duck wasn't running.

Why is the weekend at the end of the week?
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Postby Jerz » Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:06 pm

It should be Friday.

What is Galaxy?
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Postby Undercover » Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:13 pm

Galaxy is Samsung (according to Google).

What is eSwatini widely known for?
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Postby aRat » Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:01 pm

for producing screaming cats

Why is Siberia so cold?
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Postby RayRay » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:04 pm

So prisoners get punished by the weather as well.

Why are there only two major political parties in the USA?
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Postby toni_pest » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:07 pm

because if there were 3 Britney would sue.

Why is K-POP a thing?
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Postby aRat » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:28 pm

because Dua needed someone to colllab for KAMU

Why does the sun shine?
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Postby heppolo » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:52 pm

Because Elon Musk told the sun to.

Why the nineties fashion was so tacky?
Waffles are checked cookies
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