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Postby ArmyOfMe » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:53 pm

aRat wrote:#Heaux
...and proud
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Postby Hugo » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:08 pm

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Hugo wrote:this cute Brazilian guy
Not you scoring in the nest of the Beyhive. 8-)
I'm falling in love and I kind of hate it...

Let me pretend this is true

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Postby Erotica » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:16 pm

The song fits for me :)
I am not trying to seduce you... Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
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Postby SummerPeur » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:21 am

MusicRecords wrote:what I meant is that we don’t top/bottom
We love a progressive sis! 8-)
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Postby Serby » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:37 pm

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DnBLover wrote:You guys are very... Liberated :lol:
I'm like you. I even search porn in incognito mode lol
Me too lol dunno why, don't want to browse in my browser in front of someone and the first recomendation to pop up to be some secks website. :lol:
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Postby Hugo » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:45 pm

Serby wrote:
Hugo wrote:
DnBLover wrote:You guys are very... Liberated :lol:
I'm like you. I even search porn in incognito mode lol
Me too lol dunno why, don't want to browse in my browser in front of someone and the first recomendation to pop up to be some secks website. :lol:
I don't know why, but at one point the icon for ukmix on my phone was xhamster's

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And my friend said: "This is xhamster, why do you have it bookmarked??"

I said it was a music forum and I could prove it, so I clicked on it to do so.

But he was definitely sending me the "Sure, Jan" look :lol: :lol:
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Postby MusicRecords » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:46 pm

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MusicRecords wrote:what I meant is that we don’t top/bottom
We love a progressive sis! 8-)
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Postby aRat » Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:22 pm

Ok now you have to explain us how you have sex
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Postby Serby » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:10 pm

What's difficult to get there? Sis just gotta get creative with what he uses, plus not all sex requires penetration, but we're not vanilla here so y'all should know. :lol:
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Postby ArmyOfMe » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:14 pm

Serby wrote:plus not all sex requires penetration
Thank you.
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Postby SummerPeur » Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:35 am

Are we not all vanilla Serbs babe? Image
SummerPeur wrote:Time stops for the Kween everytime WBT is performed.
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Postby hotMCfan » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:26 pm

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Serby wrote:plus not all sex requires penetration
Thank you.
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Postby MusicRecords » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:31 pm

wtf is vanilla
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Postby Thriller » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:28 pm

This is a relationship advice thread, not for sleazy innuendos. Cool it.
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Postby RayRay » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:31 pm

Hugo wrote:I'm falling in love and I kind of hate it...

Still in love? Still hating it?
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Postby Ewokguy15 » Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:58 pm

MusicRecords wrote:wtf is vanilla
Vanilla means you like regular boring sex with no extras, Vanilla is the most plain/boring flavour.

In regards to the no penetration thing, I have found more and more gay couples that live this way, seems to be quite normal.
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Postby thankfulforkelly » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:30 pm

Just had a really bad first date :( I feel like I’m really overreacting but it’s really made me feel bad and has knocked my confidence
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Postby RayRay » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:02 am

thankfulforkelly wrote:Just had a really bad first date :( I feel like I’m really overreacting but it’s really made me feel bad and has knocked my confidence
What happened?
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Postby menime123 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:56 am

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thankfulforkelly wrote:Just had a really bad first date :( I feel like I’m really overreacting but it’s really made me feel bad and has knocked my confidence
What happened?
Probably expressed a love of Christmas albums.
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Postby RayRay » Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:27 am

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thankfulforkelly wrote:Just had a really bad first date :( I feel like I’m really overreacting but it’s really made me feel bad and has knocked my confidence
What happened?
Probably expressed a love of Christmas albums.
The kind you want to marry. :D
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Postby menime123 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:09 am

RayRay wrote:
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RayRay wrote:
thankfulforkelly wrote:Just had a really bad first date :( I feel like I’m really overreacting but it’s really made me feel bad and has knocked my confidence
What happened?
Probably expressed a love of Christmas albums.
The kind you want to marry. :D
And divorce on January 1st :lol:
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Postby MusicRecords » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:52 pm

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thankfulforkelly wrote:Just had a really bad first date :( I feel like I’m really overreacting but it’s really made me feel bad and has knocked my confidence
What happened?
+1 only if u feel comfortable telling

Thought u already had a bf :o
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Postby thankfulforkelly » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:03 pm

MusicRecords wrote:
RayRay wrote:
thankfulforkelly wrote:Just had a really bad first date :( I feel like I’m really overreacting but it’s really made me feel bad and has knocked my confidence
What happened?
+1 only if u feel comfortable telling

Thought u already had a bf :o
Yeahh I dated a guy for a few months over the summer but I broke up with him cause we were going back to uni and I didn’t wanna do long distance

He was really late for starters & I dont know he was just really cutting and just generally unpleasant. He seemed really bored and put no effort in. I can’t exactly pinpoint what exactly was so horrible (which annoys me) but like the whole thing lasted less than an hour and I left just feeling really bad. It was like after 5 minutes he decided for some reason he didn’t like me. I know it shouldn’t but it’s knocked my self-confidence and I’m wondering exactly what I did wrong he was hot though
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Postby MusicRecords » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:32 pm

^aww don’t be self conscious, I think you’re pretty cute tbh...i would totally date you if I were single and in your area :P although maybe I’m not your type :lol:
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Postby RayRay » Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:09 pm

^^ Was it a blind date? He didn't know you were not his type?
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