Here are some jokes for you then
Britney and her friend are talking about birth control. "I prefer condoms over the pill," Britney confesses. "Why?" asks her friend. Britney blushes and replies, "I can never keep the pills from falling out!"
Britney and her friend are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. Britney's friend bets Britney $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that bet." The Britney replied. A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped form the building. Britney's friend, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to Britney and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50. No, a bet's a bet," Britney replies, "I owe you $50 dollars." Britney's friend, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand, I saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out." "That's okay!" replies Britney, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Britney and two friends are stranded on a desert island. After several hours, one of them finds a lamp. "Hey, look at this!" Then, she rubs the lamp. A genie pops out! "I will give you each one wish!" the genie boasts. The first friend says, "Let me go home!" and is zapped home. The second blonde says, "Let me go home too!" and is zapped home. Britney says, "I wanna be with my friends!" and the other 2 blondes are zapped back to the island.