The 123 Worst Musicians of All Time | DONE

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Postby SummerPeur » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:30 pm

1. NAS
2. NWA
3. Willie
4. MBV
5. Kate
6. Morrissey
7. Pink Floyd
8. AcDc
9. Rage
10. MnM
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Postby Goldmoney » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:33 pm

1 Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned/I Think She Knows
2 Bob Marley & the Wailers - Is This Love
3 Bruce Springsteen - Cover Me
4 Patti Smith - Frederick
5 Bright Eyes - First Day of My Life
6 Aphex Twin - Windowlicker
7 Pavement - Gold Soundz
8 The White Stripes - Blue Orchid
9 Pixies - La La Love You
10 The Smiths - There Is a Light That Never Goes Out
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Postby Carbon » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:57 am

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Postby Carbon » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:57 am

You can still vote for the previous groups until I have made the scoreboard
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Postby Carbon » Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:21 pm

1 Stevie Nicks - Crystal
2 Beyoncé - Partition
3 Hole - Celebrity Skin
4 Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
5 A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
6 Dr. Dre - Nuthin' but a G Thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
7 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
8 The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
9 Foo Fighters - Arlandria
10 Metallica - One
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Postby Thriller » Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:05 pm

1 Hole - Celebrity Skin
2 Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
3 Beyoncé - Partition
4 The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
5 Dr. Dre - Nuthin' but a G Thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
6 Stevie Nicks - Crystal
7 Foo Fighters - Arlandria
8 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
9 Metallica - One
10 A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
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Postby Nippian93 » Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:10 pm

1 Dr. Dre - Nuthin' but a G Thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
2 Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
3 Metallica - One
4 The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
5 A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
6 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
7 Stevie Nicks - Crystal
8 Hole - Celebrity Skin
9 Foo Fighters - Arlandria
10 Beyoncé - Partition
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Postby sonia85 » Fri Apr 21, 2017 6:18 pm

1 Stevie Nicks - Crystal
2 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
3 The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
4 Metallica - One
5 Beyoncé - Partition
6 A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
7 Foo Fighters - Arlandria
8 Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
9 Dr. Dre - Nuthin' but a G Thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
10 Hole - Celebrity Skin
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Postby Goldmoney » Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:13 pm

1 Dr. Dre - Nuthin' but a G Thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
2 Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
3 Beyoncé - Partition
4 A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
5 The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
6 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
7 Hole - Celebrity Skin
8 Stevie Nicks - Crystal
9 Metallica - One
10 Foo Fighters - Arlandria
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Postby navi » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:02 pm

ROUND 1, Group B
Rank the songs (1 = fave):
1 My Bloody Valentine - Soon
2 Morrissey - The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
3 Kate Bush - Babooshka
4 Pink Floyd - Take It Back
5 Rage Against the Machine - Renegades of Funk
6 Willie Nelson - On the Road Again
7 AC/DC - Runaway Train
8 N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
9 Eminem - Berserk
10 Nas - Hero (feat. Keri Hilson)

ROUND 1, Group C
Rank the songs (1 = fave):
1 Hole - Celebrity Skin
2 The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
3 Metallica - One
4 Foo Fighters - Arlandria
5 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
6 Stevie Nicks - Crystal
7 Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
8 Beyoncé - Partition
9 A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
10 Dr. Dre - Nuthin' but a G Thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
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Postby trebor » Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:10 am

01 Metallica - One (= favourite)
02 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
03 Foo Fighters - Arlandria
04 Hole - Celebrity Skin
05 Stevie Nicks - Crystal
06 The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
07 A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
08 Dr. Dre - Nuthin' but a G Thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
09 Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
10 Beyoncé - Partition
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Postby Carbon » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:52 pm

voting closed - making the scoreboard now
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Postby Carbon » Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:27 pm

Round 1-A, B, C results

In the A group, we lose (comments taken from Noisey's list):

The White Stripes
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Responsible for the worst stadium song ever recorded and a two-person band in which both members look like the sex offender of the week on an especially dark SVU episode.
Justin Timberlake
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Justin Timberlake is the perfect pop star in that he has no discernible personality, appeals to advertising sales guys by looking like one, and makes music that rips off other artists who made the unfortunate mistake of being less white than he is.
Pixies
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It makes sense that the pinnacle of this band’s career was getting a song on the Fight Club soundtrack, given that both are just pseudo-intellectual bullshit for people who want to pretend to have indie cred.
Aphex Twin
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Aphex Twin confuses making boring music using hypothetically interesting methods without actually making interesting music. Plus, “Avril 14th” sounds like a shitty rip-off of Kanye West’s “Blame Game.”
In the B group we lose:

N.W.A.
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You know a rap group is legendary and full of talent when half the members in it don't even write their own raps.
AC/DC
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Definitive proof that rock ‘n’ roll is the only place where you can be a professional 12-year-old for 40 years and have it be a totally normal, OK thing. It's great that they built a discography singing about how great their penises were, but let's not forget that Jack Black and a band of actual ten-year-olds in School of Rock did a better job with their music.
Eminem
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Thank you, Eminem, for convincing a generation of white people that rap was nothing more than screeching homophobic, misogynistic slurs at the top of your lungs. The real Slim Shady should stand up at the top of a cliff and then fall off.
Rage Against the Machine
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Rage is a band for the dude who just took a poli-sci class at the University of Phoenix Online.
And in group C we lose:

Dr. Dre
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A one-hot-album-every-22-years-and-counting average is apparently all it takes to be a rap genius these days.
Beyoncé
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Beyoncé™ sings like the member of the choir who no one likes trying to show off, but the only people Beyoncé™ is showing off to are her corporate sponsors. No matter how many GIFs you make of Beyoncé™, you will never manage to make one of her being sincere.
A Tribe Called Quest
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Every Tribe song sounds like the hardest quest involved was how to get from one end of a hopscotch game to the other. The only “it” they should have kicked was “the bucket.”
Foo Fighters
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Foo Fighters are a band for people who want to listen to “rock music” but only have an FM radio and an IQ of less than 75. They are the musical equivalent of the politician who will say whatever people want to hear to get elected. Foo Fighters are the Mitt Romney of rock music.
Scoreboard

89. Dr. Dre - Nuthin' but a G Thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
90. Beyoncé - Partition
91. The White Stripes - Blue Orchid
92. N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
93. Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned/I Think She Knows
94. A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
95. AC/DC - Runaway Train
96. Pixies - La La Love You
97. Foo Fighters - Arlandria
98. Eminem - Berserk
99. Rage Against the Machine - Renegades of Funk
100. Aphex Twin - Windowlicker
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Postby Carbon » Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:33 pm

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Postby Goldmoney » Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:55 pm

The JT write up. :lol: :lol: I know it's only satire but :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry:

1. The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
2 Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness
3 2Pac - Do for Love
4 OutKast - Prototype
5 Ray Charles - Hit the Road, Jack

6 Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
7 Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
8 The Velvet Underground - All Tomorrow's Parties
9 The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
10 Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
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Postby sonia85 » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:01 pm

1. The Velvet Underground - All Tomorrow's Parties
2 Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness
3 Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
4 Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
5 Ray Charles - Hit the Road, Jack

6 The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
7 Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
8 OutKast - Prototype
9 2Pac - Do for Love
10 The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
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Postby MusicLover88 » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:42 pm

"Justin Timberlake is the perfect pop star in that he has no discernible personality, appeals to advertising sales guys by looking like one, and makes music that rips off other artists who made the unfortunate mistake of being less white than he is."

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Unlike other things that wither, she preserves. She’s a constant in a world of relentless flux. She’s a beacon of immortality. Bitch, she’s Madonna.
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Postby Carbon » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:48 pm

all of the write-ups are great :lol:

1 Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
2 The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
3 Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness
4 Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
5 2Pac - Do for Love
6 The Velvet Underground - All Tomorrow's Parties
7 Ray Charles - Hit the Road, Jack
8 OutKast - Prototype
9 The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
10 Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
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Postby Thriller » Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:42 pm

The comments are amazing! :lol:

1 Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
2 2Pac - Do for Love
3 Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness
4 Ray Charles - Hit the Road, Jack
5 OutKast - Prototype
6 The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
7 Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
8 The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
9 The Velvet Underground - All Tomorrow's Parties
10 Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
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Postby biscuits » Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:44 pm

OMG I was gonna vote in group C. At least Hole are through
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Postby navi » Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:24 pm

Rank the songs (1 = fave):
1 The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
2 The Velvet Underground - All Tomorrow's Parties
3 Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
4 Ray Charles - Hit the Road, Jack
5 Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
6 Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
7 Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness
8 OutKast - Prototype
9 The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
10 2Pac - Do For Love
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Postby bluecherry » Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:52 pm

Thriller wrote:The comments are amazing! :lol:

1 Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
2 2Pac - Do for Love
3 Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness
4 Ray Charles - Hit the Road, Jack
5 OutKast - Prototype
6 The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
7 Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
8 The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
9 The Velvet Underground - All Tomorrow's Parties
10 Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
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Postby trebor » Sun Apr 23, 2017 5:16 pm

01 Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right (= favourite)
02 Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
03 The Velvet Underground - All Tomorrow's Parties
04 The Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop
05 Ray Charles - Hit the Road, Jack
06 Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
07 Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness
08 2Pac - Do For Love
09 OutKast - Prototype
10 The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
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Postby biscuits » Sun Apr 23, 2017 6:45 pm

1 biggie
2 pac
3 Ray Charles
4 Otis
5 outkast
6 nin
7 Bob
8 ramonea
9 velvet
10 dead Ken
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Postby Carbon » Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:22 pm

Round 1-D results

The Velvet Underground
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Velvet Underground is proof that if you want to create something truly terrible, you just need to start by telling a bunch of burnouts that they're artists. Then let them fire away, get hooked on heroin, and keep perpetuating the cycle by influencing new generations of shitty wannabe artists. It's the greatest conceptual art prank Andy Warhol ever pulled.
OutKast
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No one likes Outkast because he turned rap into a fashion-oriented top 40 freakshow, abandoning the true lyricism that the genre was founded on in favor of following his own agenda about promoting Southern soul. This guy was indulgent enough to make a double album with two sides that didn’t even really fit together, and then he had the temerity to do a reunion tour where he just played festivals instead of catering to the real fans who have been with him since day one.
The Notorious B.I.G. (joint write-up with 2Pac)
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Aren’t these two just the same guy?
Dead Kennedys
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Who would’ve guessed that songs about Ronald Reagan and Pol Pot would age about as gracefully as Jello Biafra, who, in turn, has aged about as gracefully an actual bowl of Jell-O.
85. Dr. Dre - Nuthin' but a G Thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
86. Beyoncé - Partition
87. The White Stripes - Blue Orchid
88. The Velvet Underground - All Tomorrow's Parties
89. N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
90. Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned/I Think She Knows

91. The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
92. OutKast - Prototype

93. A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
94. AC/DC - Runaway Train
95. Pixies - La La Love You
96. Foo Fighters - Arlandria
97. Eminem - Berserk
98. Rage Against the Machine - Renegades of Funk
99. Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
100. Aphex Twin - Windowlicker
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