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Postby Guru » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:53 pm

Suspect ducks into business during police chase, applies for job, police say

Sept. 14 (UPI) — Police in Massachusetts said a suspect who led troopers on a chase tried to hide out by applying for a job, but he was arrested during his interview.

Massachusetts State Police told CBS Boston that Jose Jimenez, 26, of Lawrence, was wanted for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon after {link:an incident last week when he ran over a police officer’s foot while fleeing a traffic stop, and he again led police on a chase Tuesday.

Troopers said Jimenez managed to lose them before abandoning the Toyota Camry he was driving in a parking lot and running into a nearby business, Osprey Wireless, {link:WCVB reported.

Security camera footage from the business shows Jimenez casually entering the store, resting his arms on the front desk and asking if the shop is hiring.

General Manager Jeff Moran took Jimenez into his office for an interview.

Moran said the man did not give any indication that anything was amiss.

“I introduce myself. He introduces himself to me,” Moran told WFXT-TV. “Cool as a cucumber. No sweaty hands, clean shirt, pretty well groomed.”

Moran said the interview was going well, so he had Jimenez fill out an application.

Police, meanwhile, discovered the abandoned Camry began searching the vehicle and the surrounding area.

“I see all these police cars from every direction pulling into the parking lot, scrambling around,” Moran said. “I said, ‘Boy there goes a police dog by the window.’ He goes, ‘Let me see,’ and he gets up, walks to the window.”

Service manager Bryan Carpenter said he had a suspicious feeling about the situation and went out to talk to an officer, who showed him a photo of Jimenez.

Carpenter led officers to Jimenez, who was arrested about 8 minutes into his interview.

“They grab him, and he starts to tussle with him,” Moran said. “And the other two [troopers] come in, guns in hand. And they said to him, ‘You didn’t think that we weren’t going find you, did you?’”

The security camera footage shows Moran and Carpenter high five and embrace after the arrest.

Jimenez was arrested on charges of assault and battery on a police officer with a dangerous weapon, failure to stop for police, operating a motor vehicle after revocation, operating to endanger and speeding.
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Postby Guru » Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:44 am

Man gets body part stuck in a weight at the gym
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Wie heikel so mancher Einsatz unserer Feuerwehr sein kann, zeigt eine Meldung der etwas anderen Art, die am heutigen Freitagmorgen, 15.09.2017, in der Leitstelle einging. Die Berufsfeuerwehr wurde zur Unterstützung ins Klinikum Worms gerufen. Eine Person hatte sich ein sehr sensibles Körperteil in dem Loch einer 2,5 kg-Hantelscheibe eingeklemmt. Mit Hilfe vom Trennschleifer, einer Vibrationssäge und einem ...
- Firefighters in Worms, Germany were called in to help free a man who got his body part stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg (5.5 pound) weight at a gym. With the help of a grinder and a hydraulic saw, they were able to break the weight into 5 parts, freeing the man's penis.

On Friday, the Feuerwehr Worms Fire Department released a photo on Faceook, showing the dumbbell disc broken into 5 pieces after the 3-hour ordeal that took place in order to fee the man.

The message in their Facebook post was very clear: "Bitte solche Aktionen nicht nachmachen!" which translates to "Please do not imitate such actions!"
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Damn, he went hard at gym :oops:
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Postby oaknuys » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:23 am

Wtf? How did this even happened?
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Postby Serby » Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:52 pm

oaknuys wrote:Wtf? How did this even happened?
He was putting it in there no lol
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Postby flopho » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:00 pm

Yeessss slay Worms this was all over social media here :lol: :lol:
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Postby Guru » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:28 pm

First thing in the morning, I'm changing gyms to another city :lol:
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Postby SalBoy » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:28 pm

He didn’t handle it :lol:
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Postby Guru » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:06 am

Just curious, can people really fit through that hole :oops:
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Postby oaknuys » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:50 am

Serby wrote:
oaknuys wrote:Wtf? How did this even happened?
He was putting it in there no lol
In a public gym though? Lol... perhaps a special muscle workout for a certain part was the source of such practice lol
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Postby oaknuys » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:52 am

Guru wrote:Just curious, can people really fit through that hole :oops:
Perhaps he went for the big ones, the heavier you go the bigger whole you get in the middle lol oops

I'm wondering what caused the blood to keep rushing to that significant part so he was unable to remove from the damn gym accessory lol... ooops
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Postby SalBoy » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:14 am

Guru wrote:Just curious, can people really fit through that hole :oops:
Depends probably how big/thick your BAR is :lol:
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Postby Guru » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:56 pm

oaknuys wrote:
Guru wrote:Just curious, can people really fit through that hole :oops:
Perhaps he went for the big ones, the heavier you go the bigger whole you get in the middle lol oops

I'm wondering what caused the blood to keep rushing to that significant part so he was unable to remove from the damn gym accessory lol... ooops
He went for a 5kg :oops:
But either way...how :lol: He’d have to start having a boner for it to point straight for it to fit into the weight hole. :lol:
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Postby Guru » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:18 am

Maybe I live in the future. Online bank transfers? :lol:

UPS Loses Family’s $846K Inheritance, Offers to Refund $32 Shipping Fee

A Canadian man says he’s broke after the United Parcel Service lost track of his inheritance.

The intended $846,000 delivery was a bank draft from TD Canada Trust, which still hasn’t refunded the lost fortune 10 months later. Instead, UPS offered an apology and $32 to pay for the mailing costs, according to a CBC News report.

“It was a total surprise,” Lorette Taylor told CBC News. “Never in my wildest imagination did I think something like this would happen.”

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Taylor’s brother, Louis Paul Herbert, said they were finalizing the details of her father’s will last February and went to a local UPS store near Cornwall, Ontario, where he was expecting a package from his sister containing his share of the inheritance in a bank draft. But it never came.

“I’m waiting at the UPS store, around 3 p.m. because that’s when they said the guys came in—nothing shows up,” Herbert told CBC News. “I came back in the evening. Nothing shows up...and I’m wondering, ‘What’s happened to my inheritance?'”

Taylor sent the money through UPS from her lawyer about 270 miles away in Georgetown, Ontario, so Herbert wouldn’t have to worry about picking up the money. She obtained the bank draft in February after she said the bank advised it as the safest way to send the large sum. TD guaranteed Taylor and her husband, John, that the money would be replaced if the draft was lost, she said.

“They said a bank draft was more appropriate” for that amount of money, Taylor said. “Never in my wildest imagination did I think something like this would happen.”
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Postby Wayne » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:30 am

Am I missing something, what’s a bank draft? And can’t they just write a new one? :lol:
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Postby menime123 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:20 pm

I assume it’s similIar to a cheque. Surely the can cancel the bank draft based on a serial number and just re-issue?
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Postby MusicRecords » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:30 am

Mess :lol: :lol: but yeah cant they just make another one?
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Postby MrDiva » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:35 am

ALso how is shipping for a single piece of paper +30$
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Postby MusicRecords » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:36 am

MrDiva wrote:ALso how is shipping for a single piece of paper +30$
They probably tried 1 day delivery or something :lol:
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Postby Guru » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:27 pm

Man films himself getting hit by train as he films selfie :roll:



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Postby biscuits » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:33 pm

He totally deserved that. It wouldn't even make for a good picture anyway...it's just a train
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Postby Wayne » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:36 pm

Ughhh, I just hate how stupid humans can be.
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Postby Gravity » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:43 pm

A sixteen year old boy died recently in Croatia...he was electrocuted while climbing on top of a train. I wish these stupid games would stop.
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Postby BlueScorpion » Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:39 am

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Postby Biebz » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:43 am

You wonder what goes through peoples minds
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Postby Rihab » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:08 pm

is he dead?
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