Weird News: Man Gets Pee Pee Stuck In Gym Weight!

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Postby Guru » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:53 pm

Suspect ducks into business during police chase, applies for job, police say

Sept. 14 (UPI) — Police in Massachusetts said a suspect who led troopers on a chase tried to hide out by applying for a job, but he was arrested during his interview.

Massachusetts State Police told CBS Boston that Jose Jimenez, 26, of Lawrence, was wanted for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon after {link:an incident last week when he ran over a police officer’s foot while fleeing a traffic stop, and he again led police on a chase Tuesday.

Troopers said Jimenez managed to lose them before abandoning the Toyota Camry he was driving in a parking lot and running into a nearby business, Osprey Wireless, {link:WCVB reported.

Security camera footage from the business shows Jimenez casually entering the store, resting his arms on the front desk and asking if the shop is hiring.

General Manager Jeff Moran took Jimenez into his office for an interview.

Moran said the man did not give any indication that anything was amiss.

“I introduce myself. He introduces himself to me,” Moran told WFXT-TV. “Cool as a cucumber. No sweaty hands, clean shirt, pretty well groomed.”

Moran said the interview was going well, so he had Jimenez fill out an application.

Police, meanwhile, discovered the abandoned Camry began searching the vehicle and the surrounding area.

“I see all these police cars from every direction pulling into the parking lot, scrambling around,” Moran said. “I said, ‘Boy there goes a police dog by the window.’ He goes, ‘Let me see,’ and he gets up, walks to the window.”

Service manager Bryan Carpenter said he had a suspicious feeling about the situation and went out to talk to an officer, who showed him a photo of Jimenez.

Carpenter led officers to Jimenez, who was arrested about 8 minutes into his interview.

“They grab him, and he starts to tussle with him,” Moran said. “And the other two [troopers] come in, guns in hand. And they said to him, ‘You didn’t think that we weren’t going find you, did you?’”

The security camera footage shows Moran and Carpenter high five and embrace after the arrest.

Jimenez was arrested on charges of assault and battery on a police officer with a dangerous weapon, failure to stop for police, operating a motor vehicle after revocation, operating to endanger and speeding.
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Postby Guru » Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:44 am

Man gets body part stuck in a weight at the gym
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- Firefighters in Worms, Germany were called in to help free a man who got his body part stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg (5.5 pound) weight at a gym. With the help of a grinder and a hydraulic saw, they were able to break the weight into 5 parts, freeing the man's penis.

On Friday, the Feuerwehr Worms Fire Department released a photo on Faceook, showing the dumbbell disc broken into 5 pieces after the 3-hour ordeal that took place in order to fee the man.

The message in their Facebook post was very clear: "Bitte solche Aktionen nicht nachmachen!" which translates to "Please do not imitate such actions!"
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Damn, he went hard at gym :oops:
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Postby oaknuys » Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:23 am

Wtf? How did this even happened?
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Postby Serby » Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:52 pm

oaknuys wrote:Wtf? How did this even happened?
He was putting it in there no lol
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Postby flopho » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:00 pm

Yeessss slay Worms this was all over social media here :lol: :lol:
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Postby Guru » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:28 pm

First thing in the morning, I'm changing gyms to another city :lol:
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Postby SalBoy » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:28 pm

He didn’t handle it :lol:
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Postby Guru » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:06 am

Just curious, can people really fit through that hole :oops:
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Postby oaknuys » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:50 am

Serby wrote:
oaknuys wrote:Wtf? How did this even happened?
He was putting it in there no lol
In a public gym though? Lol... perhaps a special muscle workout for a certain part was the source of such practice lol
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Postby oaknuys » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:52 am

Guru wrote:Just curious, can people really fit through that hole :oops:
Perhaps he went for the big ones, the heavier you go the bigger whole you get in the middle lol oops

I'm wondering what caused the blood to keep rushing to that significant part so he was unable to remove from the damn gym accessory lol... ooops
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Postby SalBoy » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:14 am

Guru wrote:Just curious, can people really fit through that hole :oops:
Depends probably how big/thick your BAR is :lol:
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Postby Guru » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:56 pm

oaknuys wrote:
Guru wrote:Just curious, can people really fit through that hole :oops:
Perhaps he went for the big ones, the heavier you go the bigger whole you get in the middle lol oops

I'm wondering what caused the blood to keep rushing to that significant part so he was unable to remove from the damn gym accessory lol... ooops
He went for a 5kg :oops:
But either way...how :lol: He’d have to start having a boner for it to point straight for it to fit into the weight hole. :lol:
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