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Postby Guru » Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:24 pm

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Gravity wrote:Queen!! :lol:
I hate these crazy psychos who do nasty s**t in public...I still remember one of these creeps harassing me on a train station few years ago :roll: :x
Sorry to hear that happened to you!

If you guys are harmless (like me :P ) but someone is trying to do something bad to you or harrassing you in a serious way here are 3 good intense things you an do for self defense 8-)
1. If you have something in your hands such as a key or so, simply stab his eyes out with it. You can also do it with your fingers but it's harder. This will obviously make him stop
or
2. If it's a guy simply kick or knee his balls, you can also squeeze them as hard a syou can if you are able to grab. Obviously disable him.
or
3. Punch the person as hard as you can in the throat. It's incredibly painful and the person will need to stop to clear their throat.
or
4. Bite him the person as hard as you can anywhere :lol:
I now worry what has happened to you in the past :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby CrazyCrazy » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:39 am

Nick (that is your name right?) that does sound like some Bruce Lee s*it. :lol:
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Postby MusicRecords » Fri Aug 19, 2016 12:36 pm

Haha you all make me sound crazy :lol: :lol: and yes Nick is my name
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Postby Wayne » Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:54 pm

Sex ban man John O'Neill loses appeal against order

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A man who must notify police 24 hours before he has sex has lost his legal battle to have the restriction lifted.

John O'Neill, from York, was cleared of rape last year but given a Sexual Risk Order (SRO) due to comments he made to a GP and a nurse in 2014.

Mr O'Neill said he had been misunderstood, but police argued he posed a risk to the public.

District Judge Adrian Lower said the terms of the "frankly unpoliceable" order would be amended.

He was particularly critical of the "disproportionate" requirement for Mr O'Neill, 45, to give a day's notice before starting sexual contact with a new partner.

'Vain and manipulative'

However, the judge said Mr O'Neill's evidence during the course of the hearing had made him "increasingly concerned".

"I found him to be a vain, manipulative and grandstanding individual who seeks to persuade me that black is in fact white," he said.

Judge Lower said Mr O'Neill had also displayed a "narcissistic streak".

Speaking after the case, Mr O'Neill, who represented himself in court, said: "Clearly I didn't know what I was doing".

After what he described as a "thoroughly humiliating day", the father-of-two said he hoped the amended order would allow him to find a job.

"I'm homeless, I cannot work, I cannot claim benefits, I need to get back into society somehow."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-yo ... e-37134899
Yes, that's right - this man has to notify the British police 24 hours before he's going to have sex, that he's going to have sex.

Otherwise, he's breaking the law.

How do you even police something like this?!
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Postby Guru » Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:41 pm

Damn!!! And I thought I had it bad :lol:
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Postby LittleLinda » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:20 pm

Aside from the fact that it isn't policable... what's the friggin' point? I don't get it.
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Postby jio » Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:48 pm

MusicRecords wrote:
Gravity wrote:Queen!! :lol:
I hate these crazy psychos who do nasty s**t in public...I still remember one of these creeps harassing me on a train station few years ago :roll: :x
Sorry to hear that happened to you!

If you guys are harmless (like me :P ) but someone is trying to do something bad to you or harrassing you in a serious way here are 3 good intense things you an do for self defense 8-)
1. If you have something in your hands such as a key or so, simply stab his eyes out with it. You can also do it with your fingers but it's harder. This will obviously make him stop
or
2. If it's a guy simply kick or knee his balls, you can also squeeze them as hard a syou can if you are able to grab. Obviously disable him.
or
3. Punch the person as hard as you can in the throat. It's incredibly painful and the person will need to stop to clear their throat.
or
4. Bite him the person as hard as you can anywhere :lol:
Well happened to me too (decades ago) and couldn't do anything but moving away slowly slowly because there were a couple of skinheads on the back of the bus. I still remember the face, it was totally freaky.
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Postby nekoocz » Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:10 am

To the previous article:
To be honest i had like 3 guys touching themself close by me. 2 in tube and one in a park close to my work place. The one in park was getting too close, so i asked him to show it full and then i said: 'that's it?' ... And he left
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Postby Guru » Wed Sep 07, 2016 9:37 pm

A Florida woman is facing arson charges after police say she was filmed torching a parked car that she mistook for her ex-boyfriend’s.

The vengeful firebug, whom police identified as 19-year-old Carmen Chamblee, was seen stoking the flames as she circled the burning sedan in Clearwater late last month, according to video released by police.

The car’s actual owner, Thomas Jennings, expressed shock and utter confusion after seeing the footage.

“I have no idea who she is. I’ve never seen her in my life,” he told ABC News.

Police on Saturday thanked the public for helping identify Chamblee after they shared the video on their Facebook page.

Chamblee later told police that she thought the vehicle belonged to her ex, The Tampa Bay Times reported.

She was charged with second-degree arson and booked into the Pinellas County Jail.
Now she's not just a bish to her ex :lol:
Link with video here. She was caught on tape. I mean really now. GURLLLLLL :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Guru » Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:08 am

An Australian teen was reported missing this week, and when police appealed to the public for information on her whereabouts on Facebook, she cracked the case for them by saying she was in her room.

Queensland Police posted about the missing teen Sunday, asking citizens on the social network to contact them if they had any information about the girl.

Not long after her photo and information were posted, she commented: “Guys I'm fine I'm not missing this is an overreaction to a fight I had with my sister, I'm legit just sitting in my bedroom.”

The slightly embarrassed police replied to her comment saying: “I am glad that you're safe, but we can't take this down until you've been sighted by police and we've confirmed that you're okay.”

They asked her to call the station or come down to verify that she is fine and not missing so the search can officially end.

A Queensland Police spokeswoman told Daily Mail Australia that the teen was located safe and well shortly before the end of the day and the post was removed from their Facebook page.
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Postby Serby » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:52 am

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Postby Guru » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:13 am

Man Allegedly Cons Women Into Buying Him Lamborghini, Corvette, Shelby Mustang

A Missouri man has been accused of convincing a woman to buy him a Lamborghini and a Corvette as part of an online dating swindle that stretched across several states and encompassed at least three women, according to authorities.

28-year-old Timothy Rossell was arrested on October 13, and has been charged with one count of impersonating a federal officer and four counts of identity theft. According to police, Rossell was engaged in a con in which he would convince women to buy cars for him, drive them for a time, and then secretly sell them while telling the women the vehicles were stolen, KMOV.com reports.

Rossell had been living with his 27-year-old fiancee in Union, Missouri, under the identity of deputy U.S. marshal Austyn Gardner, according to court documents cited by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. During their time together, Rossell convinced her to purchase him a Cadillac Escalade, a Shelby Mustang, and a Can-Am Spyder; he also opened several credit cards in her name, racking up tens of thousands of dollars in debt.

According to Detective Sergeant John Biser, when Rossell’s bride-to-be found the credit cards and several federal I.D.s for him under a different name, she confronted him—only for him to flee in his white 2015 2014 Lamborghini Gallardo.

The Lamborghini, it turned out, had reportedly been purchased for Rossell by a 27-year-old woman from Ft. Meyers, Florida, who he had also dated. She told police she had also bought Rossell, who she knew as deputy U.S. marshal Austyn Labella, a 2016 Chevrolet Corvette Z06, and had also loaned him $27,000.

Rossell was ultimately captured by authorities in Effingham, Illinois, where he was reportedly captured at the bus station trying to buy a ticket after the Lamborghini blew a tire.

Rossell reportedly met both women, as well as a third victim from Pennsylvania, on the dating website Plenty of Fish.

The Post-Dispatch reports that Rossell’s criminal record contains a litany of offenses across several states under numerous identities. A January 2014 article from Pittsburgh-area news outlet Trib Live reports Rossell has previously been charged with auto theft and impersonating both Pennsylvania and Missouri state law enforcement personnel.

Update: The Gallardo in question was a 2014 model year vehicle, not a 2015.
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Postby Guru » Tue Nov 01, 2016 7:50 pm

A patient who passed gas during an operation was badly burned when the fart ignited a laser being used in the surgery, a hospital report states.

The unnamed woman, in her 30s, was undergoing surgery at Tokyo Medical University Hospital which involved a laser being applied to her cervix.

As the surgery was being carried out in the Shinjuku Ward, she broke wind — sparking the fire, Japanese newspaper the Asahi Shimbun reports.

She was left screaming in agony after the fire burned most of her body, waist and legs, according to a report by external experts into the incident, which was released on Oct. 28.

The committee stated in the report that no flammable materials were in the operating room during the surgery and that equipment was functioning normally.

“When the patient’s intestinal gas leaked into the space of the operation (room), it ignited with the irradiation of the laser, and the burning spread, eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire,” the report stated.

The accident happened on April 15 this year but was only published in a recent hospital report. Tokyo Medical University Hospital is an acute care facility that claims to be the only facility in Japan to carry out surgery using robots.
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Postby ThaInfo1 » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:24 pm

OMG :lol:
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Postby cdschart » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:27 pm

This can't be real :o
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Postby MusicRecords » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:41 pm

I saw a case like this in 1000 ways to die, I believe in that case it burned the doctor :o :lol:
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Postby NothingFails » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:47 pm

Perhaps you need to lay off the processed foods before surgery
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Postby Guru » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:59 am

CNN accidentally aired a half hour of porn instead of Anthony Bourdain's 'Parts Unknown' - spicing up Thanksgiving night, a Boston viewer has claimed.

The viewer posted several photos of her screen on Twitter, showing how she was expecting to tune in for Bourdain's travelogue but was met with explicit images of porn star Riley Quinn instead. She also reached out to her cable provider, RCN, asking for explanations.

The porn movie, according to the user, went on for at least 30 minutes. She first saw it on CNN around 10:30 pm, watched something else, and kept checking periodically until the channel blacked out completely at 11 pm.

'The RCN cable operator in Boston aired inappropriate content for 30 minutes on CNN last night. CNN has asked for an explanation,' a CNN spokesperson told the DailyMail.com.

But RCN has denied that its feed was compromised last night in Boston.

The CNN spokesperson said in a later statement: 'Despite media reports to the contrary, RCN assures us that there was no interruption of CNN's programming in the Boston area last night.'

The Boston viewer, who has since deleted her Twitter account saying she kept receiving inappropriate messages, complained to cable provider RCN, who operates on the east coast.

She said the company told her everything was 'working perfectly' and that it was unclear how many households were affected.

RCN told the viewer Friday morning on Twitter: 'We have not had any reports of the programming issue you mentioned on CNN in Boston.'

It wasn't immediately clear whether the viewer was the only one affected or if several households ended up watching a pornographic movie instead of 'Parts Unknown'.

CNN had planned to air six back-to-back episodes of 'Parts Unknown' in several states on Thanksgiving, including Massachusetts.

The Boston viewer later switched her Twitter account to private (pictured), saying she had received inappropriate messages after airing her claims

The Boston viewer later switched her Twitter account to private (pictured), saying she had received inappropriate messages after airing her claims

Cable provider RCN told the viewer Friday morning it hadn't received any other reports in the Boston area. It was unclear how many were affected

Cable provider RCN told the viewer Friday morning it hadn't received any other reports in the Boston area. It was unclear how many were affected

The viewer tweeted during the blunder: 'This wasn't scrambled channel porn, this was hilariously high def b**t sex.'

She lamented: 'OK but seriously, I'd really love to watch the @PartsUnkownCNN marathon.'

The DailyMail.com has reached out to RCN for further comment.

Twitter users saw the humor in the situation, with one of them writing after reports of the incident emerged: 'You won't believe what they aired instead of Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs.'

Another Twitter user posted: 'Oops, I think those parts are known.'
And a tweet from the porn star :lol:

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I loved this part:

The viewer tweeted during the blunder: 'This wasn't scrambled channel porn, this was hilariously high def b**t sex.'
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Postby Mikerocha » Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:15 am

I hope the people of Boston learned something good out of it.
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Postby Grybop » Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:06 am

I came here to find out whether the porn was played for 30' straight.
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Postby Guru » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:40 am

Mikerocha wrote:I hope the people of Boston learned something good out of it.
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Postby Guru » Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:26 am

Couple finds out they are biological twins during IVF treatment

A married couple who struggled to conceive only discovered they were twins when they went through IVF.

The unnamed couple underwent the treatment to help them have a baby.
But doctors at the fertility lab noticed their DNA was abnormally similar.

At first, lab technicians believed the pair may be unwitting cousins, but soon ruled that out because the DNA was too similar.

Eventually doctors confronted the pair, who burst out in laughter when they were asked if they were related.

A doctor at the clinic in Jackson, Mississippi, told the Mississippi Herald: “It’s just a routine thing and we wouldn’t normally check to see if there was a relationship between the two samples.

“But in this case the lab assistant involved was shocked by the similarity of each profile.”

Adding to the compelling evidence was the fact the pair shared the same birthday and that friends had remarked how similar they looked.

The doctor who broke the news described how the wife pleaded with him to admit he was joking, but he added: “I wish that I was, but they had to know the truth.”

It soon became clear that the pair were in fact unwitting siblings – both having been adopted as babies to separate families when their parents were killed in a car crash.

They later met at a university party and bonded over their similar backgrounds.

The unnamed doctor added: “The husband said that a lot of people remarked on the fact they shared the same birthdays and looked similar to each other, but he said it was just a funny coincidence and that the couple were definitely not related.”

The pair are now said to be re-considering their future together.
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Postby Loveguru » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:38 am

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Postby Guru » Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:47 pm

Plane Evacuated Because A Passenger "Passed Gas?"

An American Airlines flight was forced to land at Raleigh-Durham International Airport Sunday afternoon after passengers experienced nausea and headaches. The airline originally said the plane landed and was evacuated because a passenger “passed gas,” but later claimed it was due to a “medical call," reported WNCN Sunday.

Flight 1927 from Charlotte to RDU landed at 2:21 p.m. Sunday, according to airline spokeswoman Lakesha Brown. All passengers were evacuated from the plane. An official said a passenger “passed gas,” which caused those aboard the flight to become sick, resulting in the forced landing and evacuation. Brown specified that the odor was caused by a medical issue.

American Airlines spokesperson Ross Feinstein later released a statement Sunday night saying the odor was not because of “passed gas,” contrary to what the airline had stated previously in the day.

“We did have an aircraft from Charlotte to RDU this afternoon, that landed at 2:19 p.m. ET, and arrived the gate at 2:21 p.m. ET, that is currently out of service for an actual mechanical issue — an odor in the cabin. But it is not due to ‘passed gas’ as mentioned.”

Passengers at US Airways ticketing counter at the Raleigh-Durham International Airport on February 14, 2014 in Morrisville, North Carolina. Photo: Sara D. Davis/Getty Images

This story was the latest bodily substance-related oddity to occur on an American Airlines flight this month. An American Airlines plane flying from Los Angeles International Airport to Washington Dulles International Airport on July 9, 2017 was delayed for more than four hours because of a supposed urine smell. The Washington Post columnist Dana Milibank live-tweeted the event.

American Airlines said the reason for the delay was a “cleanliness issue.”

“Flight 2645 from LAX to Dulles on July 9, was delayed due to a cabin cleanliness issue,” American Airlines said in a July 10 statement to International Business Times. “We brought in a new aircraft and the flight departed approximately 4.5 hours late. We apologize to our customers for the inconvenience.”

In a July 9, 2017 Medium post, a New York City woman said a man sitting next to her on an American Airlines flight from New York City to Paris masturbated while she was asleep. When Chloe King woke up, a flight attendant told her what happened, but she was allegedly told to go back to her seat.

The airline said they were looking into how they handled the situation and that they reached out to King directly, according to Gothamist.

Before American Airlines claimed Sunday's evacuation was not due to a passenger who “passed gas,” several news outlets already reported the incident.
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Postby MrDiva » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:24 pm

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