Cristiano Ronaldo has twins via surrogate

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Postby Hugo » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:21 pm

Serby wrote:You doubt it CUZ of this, as in don't think he's gay or you now suspect him to be gay?
He's gay for his money.
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Postby Kaloki » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:21 pm

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Serby wrote:It's statisticaly impossible that no famous footballer atm isn't gay
You almost managed to cause Confusion On The Brain with that triple negation, but I think I figured out what you meant to say in 4 easy steps! 8-)

1.) I added an l to statisticaly.
Serby wrote:It's statistically impossible that no famous footballer atm is straight
2.) I substituted isn't gay with is straight (deal with it, bisexuals!).
Serby wrote:It's statistically impossible that no famous footballer atm is straight
3.) I multiplied by (-1) so that impossible and no (both negative) would turn positive.
Serby wrote:It's statistically possible that a famous footballer atm is straight
4.) Then simplified the whole thing.
Serby wrote:There are straight footballers
A real epiphany, loved it! :wink:

More riddles like this please! :D
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Postby Serby » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:47 am

What typo bar one missing l? :lol:

Sis, you scalped me, I'm at intenesive care atm. :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: amazing, this is phD worthy piece. :lol:
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Postby aaliyahman » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:28 am

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biscuits wrote:On an unrelated note, he's so ghey
Yes.
I always thought it was a nasty rumour but an openly gay footballer confirmed it to me recently!
Ooh now that u confirmed it must be official lol
I'm speaking of what I know to be true. I don't give two flying f*cks whether you believe it or need a 'd*ck riding Snapchat' for clarification.

None of us will bang him, I just know someone who did.
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Postby Serby » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:57 pm

Tbh, I trust you. :lol: same way it's a known secret zac blonde higj school guy is gay or underground rumours about Zeljko Joksimovic, the Serbian esc singer
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Postby TIfan » Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:00 pm

How come he didn't ask me to give him kids :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby Loveguru » Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:42 pm

TIfan wrote:How come he didn't ask me to give him kids :cry: :cry: :cry:
sis you would make his babies brought... why would be want them to experience racism and police brutality that is still evident in 2017

sidenote this topic has been so disgusting to read and so backward thinking....
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Postby Mikerocha » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:56 am

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Postby TIfan » Thu Mar 16, 2017 6:51 pm

He probably wants kids, but can't find a woman to commit.
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Postby Mikerocha » Thu Mar 16, 2017 7:15 pm

TIfan wrote:He probably wants kids, but can't find a woman to commit.
It is hard for women to commit to gay men
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Postby Serby » Thu Mar 16, 2017 7:17 pm

Mikerocha wrote:
TIfan wrote:He probably wants kids, but can't find a woman to commit.
It is hard for women to commit to gay men
:lol: :lol: Talyor Swift comes to mind, somehow.
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Postby Jonathan » Thu Mar 16, 2017 7:34 pm

He's a huge Rihanna fan

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Postby TIfan » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:07 pm

He is so cute. I want to share baby pictures with him :cry: :o
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Postby Hugo » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:09 pm

He's known to have the shittiest of tastes, I mean he likes Reggaeton (the crap kind) :lol: :lol:
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Postby Serby » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:39 pm

Hugo wrote:He's known to have the shittiest of tastes, I mean he likes Reggaeton (the crap kind) :lol: :lol:
You never miss a chance. :lol: lemme find quick a video of him stannig for Bey! :lol:
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Postby Hugo » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:41 pm

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Hugo wrote:He's known to have the shittiest of tastes, I mean he likes Reggaeton (the crap kind) :lol: :lol:
You never miss a chance. :lol: lemme find quick a video of him stannig for Bey! :lol:
Do you really think I didn't check the entire internet before I posted my comment? :lol:
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Postby Guru » Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:58 pm

Hugo wrote:
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Hugo wrote:He's known to have the shittiest of tastes, I mean he likes Reggaeton (the crap kind) :lol: :lol:
You never miss a chance. :lol: lemme find quick a video of him stannig for Bey! :lol:
Do you really think I didn't check the entire internet before I posted my comment? :lol:
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Postby Serby » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:07 pm

Hugo wrote:
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Hugo wrote:He's known to have the shittiest of tastes, I mean he likes Reggaeton (the crap kind) :lol: :lol:
You never miss a chance. :lol: lemme find quick a video of him stannig for Bey! :lol:
Do you really think I didn't check the entire internet before I posted my comment? :lol:
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Postby MusicRecords » Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:47 pm

He's gay, my gaydar went crazy just by the headline :lol:
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Postby Michiel » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:21 pm

I get the obsession, but looking at it from a distance it's a rather sad given. You're almost ridiculed or pushed to comply with a certain identity. It's like people who see coming out as a necessity, people have numerous identities and some people/societies don't see sexuality as an important one. Although I'm blessed to live in a country that has a growing positive attitude about all this stuff I still feel like that part of my identity had a much bigger impact on my lifepath than a lot of other parts of being 'me' and not only because I made it happen but also because at a certain degree it's not a choice anymore. You get sucked into community you ought to explore and so on. I know I'm whining :lol:, but it's something I am thinking about a lot lately. It's like one of those perverse effects of liberation. I also see it as a decent explanation for some of these (and similar) reactions.
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Postby ART » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:24 pm

She's not even hiding it anymore at this point.

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Postby MrLeonix » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:32 pm

The "model" he's "dating" is clearly a public stunt relationship (like many in Hollywood), Ricky Martin had several model girlfriends before as well, these girls get paid, sign a contract and what they have to do is pretend to be the girlfriend of the guy in question and making public appearances with him.

Its extremely suspicious that one young attractive guy who could get any woman he wants can't even f*ck one to have his own kids, instead does it via surrogate.
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Postby Mikerocha » Fri Mar 17, 2017 4:39 pm

He won't come out until he retires.

Most soccer fans live in a "macho" world and he would lose a lot and would not be seen as a "Portuguese pride" anymore.

Maybe his own family that basically feed off the money from him might be homophobic.

I feel for him if he is actually gay. I believe he is, but it is his prerogative to when or if he wants to come out.

I guess if he is, and plans on doing it later on in his life, he maybe wants children earlier and just does this to fulfill all his dreams.

Not a big fan of his but wish him all the best.
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Postby hellohello » Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:21 pm

Hugo wrote:
Serby wrote:
Hugo wrote:He's known to have the shittiest of tastes, I mean he likes Reggaeton (the crap kind) :lol: :lol:
You never miss a chance. :lol: lemme find quick a video of him stannig for Bey! :lol:
Do you really think I didn't check the entire internet before I posted my comment? :lol:
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Postby jpguy » Sun Apr 16, 2017 2:13 pm

Lol @ some people analyzing too much into his life. Someone on Twitter wrote he's going to become the new Caitlyn Jenner one day . :D loool
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