Woman on Tinder date stuck in window trying to retrieve poo

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Postby ArmyOfMe » Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:59 am

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
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Postby joiPrince_JO » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:03 am

The embarrassment she must have felt :oops:
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Postby Hugo » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:04 am

What a shitty situation.
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Postby biscuits » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:25 am

"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."
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Postby MrRager » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:28 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby theArmy » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:36 pm

And then Brandy ran them over.
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Postby MusicRecords » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:49 pm

Well at least he says that he's still down to meet her again :lol:
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Postby menime123 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:06 pm

biscuits wrote:
"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."
Cheeky Nandi's followed by Netflix and chill. Classy.
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Postby Guru » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:34 pm

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Postby jpguy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:43 pm

ha ha ha this is hilarious my God
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Postby Guru » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:54 pm

He's raised almost 14 times more :lol:
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Article also written by BBC in Pidgin; spoken in countries like Nigeria :lol:

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More here including pic of window gap :lol:
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