Released: 29th October 2001.
People will look at the chart in disbelief next week when Ricky Tomlinson - aka Jim Royle - is inside it. Truth be told, he was a club singer before he did TV, and this oozes working man's club song. With guest vocals from Slade's Noddy Holder, this Pogues-style singalong really shouldn't be taken seriously. A pretty funny joke song.