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    by Thu March 7th, 2019, 00:32

    Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, was at an unidentified private clinic on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital on Saturday when complications during surgery proved fatal.



    The experienced diamond expert's heart attack happened when a substance was injected into his penis, Belgian media reported.



    A friend of Mr Laniado's, who wished to remain anonymous, said he was 'always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him.

    'The Argentinian, that is what we used to call him at Omega Diamonds because he looked like a tango dancer.'

    According to Mr Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his lack of height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day.



    Mr Laniado reportedly owned the most expensive penthouse in Monaco worth more than 30million, as well as a house in the plush LA suburb of Bel Air, where he was said to have loved to drink bottles of Chateau Margaux with models and celebrities.

    A statement on his website read: 'It is with great sadness that we confirm the news that our founder, Ehud Arye Laniado passed away on Saturday, March 2, 2019. He was 65 years old.

    'After living an exceptional life Ehud will be brought back home to Israel as his final resting place. He will be dearly missed by us all.'

    The diamond expert, who started his career in Africa in his early 20s, appeared not to go to university and first worked as a masseuse at the Hilton hotel in Tel Aviv.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...t-surgery.html

    Smh and he was 65 imagine getting famous mostly due to this story how his relatives must feel
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    by Thu March 7th, 2019, 00:35

    Everything about this story is tragic tbh money cannot buy everything i guess
    Still RIP, sad thing to lose your life over

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    by Thu March 7th, 2019, 08:04

    Someone once told me, "If you don't appreciate what you have, you'll likely never get what you want"

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    by Thu March 7th, 2019, 11:27

    Yikes, hope I’m not that insecure when I’m 65
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    by Thu March 7th, 2019, 20:57

    The pursuit of perfection (in beauty) is one of humanity's biggest flaws. That's, some of you may remember, why Kanye West's mother eventually died and had lead to her son's over-the-top behavior overshadowing his art during the past few years.

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    by Thu March 7th, 2019, 21:11

    Quote Originally Posted by thankfulforkelly View Post
    Yikes, hope I’m not that insecure when I’m 65
    Luckily some of us don’t have to worry since we’re already big, no need
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    by Thu March 7th, 2019, 21:14

    Quote Originally Posted by thankfulforkelly View Post
    Yikes, hope Im not that insecure when Im 65
    The self expose

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    by Thu March 7th, 2019, 23:20

    Alsksks nooo thats not what i meant might be a small human bean but I dont have a small human peen
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    by Fri March 8th, 2019, 01:07

    The comment I saw on FB that money cant bring you hap*nis made me giggle a little
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    by Mon March 11th, 2019, 18:04

    The funniest thing here is the OP's name! Flopho indeed! Someone needs to die eating a biscuit next.

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    by Mon March 11th, 2019, 19:14

    Quote Originally Posted by MusicRecords View Post
    Luckily some of us don’t have to worry since we’re already big, no need
    You really blow your own trumpet!!! Your spine >>>>>>

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    by Mon March 11th, 2019, 19:15

    Quote Originally Posted by Blondini View Post
    The funniest thing here is the OP's name! Flopho indeed!
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    Eh, mam!
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    by Mon March 11th, 2019, 21:12

    Quote Originally Posted by DOSSOME View Post
    You really blow your own trumpet!!! Your spine >>>>>>
    I obviously have proof
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    by Tue March 12th, 2019, 02:50

    I mean, it's sad that he died.

    It's an extreme example of people's obsession with 'perfection', whatever the hell that is. He had his people read out his bank account statements daily, just to pacify him? Wow... I couldn't imagine being so successful and yet being so insecure. Poor guy.

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    by Tue March 12th, 2019, 11:28

    money can't give you everything, but you can still try.

    thank god I'm broke in my wallet but (judging on people's opinions) not that broke in my pants

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    by Thu March 14th, 2019, 19:14

    If you have had a camera up there, you will know that the stuff they give you to numb the pain is enough to give you an heart attack!
    Especially when it wears off and you go to the toilet!
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    by Thu March 14th, 2019, 19:35

    Assuming it turned out successful, would it function just as well as a natural God-given D or would it just be a pee-pipe bling?

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    by Thu March 14th, 2019, 19:52

    Quote Originally Posted by DOSSOME View Post
    Assuming it turned out successful, would it function just as well as a natural God-given D or would it just be a pee-pipe bling?
    I guess you can Google this but I assume it would be somewhat disfunctional. I would guess the latter though
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    by Thu March 14th, 2019, 20:35

    Quote Originally Posted by DnBLover View Post
    I guess you can Google this but I assume it would be somewhat disfunctional. I would guess the latter though
    I did ... Just couldn't read beyond the "side effects"

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