Misheard Lyrics

[Thriller]

Seeing as the other topic can't be bumped, I've decided to start a new one, mainly so I can tell you my misheard lyrics!

Ok, I know some of these have already been mentioned but nevermind! My misheard lyrics are in bold...

Sugababes - Round Round

We'll ride still fired on the beat down low
We'll ride stir fried on the beat down low

Kelly Rowland - Stole

She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre show
She put her fingers in the entrance and let China see the show

Christina Aguilera - Fighter

Made my skin a little bit thicker
Made my skin a little bit pinker

Steps - 5, 6, 7, 8

Not so much a misheard lyric, but a different version we used to sing at school

My boot-scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My brother bummed a baby, it's drivin' me crazy

Girls Aloud - Jump

And heaven waits here at my door
And hell it's Winter at my door

[BringTheNoise]

A classic:

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

'Scuse me please while I kiss the sky
'Scuse me please while I kiss this guy

[Flea]

DJ Sammy - Heaven...

"Now our dreams are coming true, through the good times and the bad"

I thought she said:

"Now our dreams are coming through, through the good times in the bed"

[Tiger]

www.kissthisguy.com or www.amiright.com have tons of those - the things people hear

[San]

lol I remember when I first heard Fatman's Be Faithfull back in the days there was this show I liked called 'popular', and I remember when I first heard it I thought it said:

Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen
Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen,

The real version said,

Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan

[Dazzle]

Ok. I've just been looking at the lyrics to Shania's 'You're still the one' for my signature....

I realised I've been singing it wrong!

I thought it was:
They said, our bed, they'll never make it!

And the real lyrics are:
They said "I bet they'll never make it"!

[honeystacia]

i always thought dido said "i will go down with this s***"

lol I remember when I first heard Fatman's Be Faithfull back in the days there was this show I liked called 'popular', and I remember when I first heard it I thought it said:

Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen
Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen,

The real version said,

Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan

whoo! Brooke McQueen ah i loved popular. i miss mary cherry

[San]

i always thought dido said "i will go down with this shit"

LOL! I thought it said

'I will go far with this ship'

[Skelofect]

I thought it was:
They said, our bed, they'll never make it! :

I dunno why it's funny.

[ollie44]

I was just listening to Michelle's album and the track How Can Sorry Ever Mend A Broken Heart. She was singin and I was typing and suddenly I heard her sing :

Where can I go when mammaries are tearing me apart?

Shouldn't that be Jordan?

[ManicFan2k]

The Offspring - The Kid's Arn't Alright

Chances Thrown, Nothing's free
Caz has grown, Nothing's free

Weezer - Buddy Holly

I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care what say abut us sueing

Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

Wake me up
W**k me off

[Thriller]

Weezer - Buddy Holly

I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care what say abut us sueing

LOL, I always thought that was...

I don't care what they say about our suitcase

[Skelofect]

Ok Dum Dums - The kind of day I had.

Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock...

Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k,

Ahem!

[LostAvenger]

Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k,

Ahem!

Hmmmm...

[BadRapture]

Avril Lavigne - Thing's I'll Never Say

"I I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee"

Could have sworn she was saying:

"If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on me"

This lines comes after her saying she wants to "blow you away" so its not haerd to imagine why I thought this ay!

[SholasBoy]

LOL @ Kelly Rowland!

Can't think of any off the top of my head tho, I usually just murmer any old rubbish when I dunno the words

[LostAvenger]

LOL @ Kelly Rowland!

Can't think of any off the top of my head tho, I usually just murmer any old rubbish when I dunno the words

Think of numerous Missy Elliott songs for example

Am I the only one who thought at the very beginning that in Britney Spears "Toxic"

"Too High, Can't Come Down"

I always thought that lyric was definitely something else

[John]

Avril Lavigne - Thing's I'll Never Say

"I I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee"

Could have sworn she was saying:

"If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on me"

Dude... you mean you WANTED her to be saying that..?

(Yeah, I wouldn't complain either. )

[Virgostar]

Classic example of me mishearing the lyrics:

CCR - Bad Moon Rising

There's a bad moon on the rise
Wear the bamboo on the right

My friend once heard some guy singing Natalie Imbruglia's Torn like this:

I'm all out of faith
I'm a lettuce face

[FreakyFlyBry]

Classic example of me mishearing the lyrics:

CCR - Bad Moon Rising

There's a bad moon on the rise
Wear the bamboo on the right

I always thought that line went "There's a bathroom on the right"!

[Virgostar]

So did a whole lot of people, if you've ever seen the amount of entries for this song on this site!

[BadRapture]

Dude... you mean you WANTED her to be saying that..?

(Yeah, I wouldn't complain either. )

Nah, course not......well.........actually yeh I wouldn't knock it back.

[ManicFan2k]

Guns N Roses - You Could Be Mine

With your bit*h slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
when your bits stop rubbing and your cocanie's gone

The Darkness - I Beleive In A Thing Called Love

Oooooh, Guitar!
Ooooh, Get down!!!!

The Darkness - Growing On Me

Sleeping in an empty bed
Sleeping in a electric bed

[honeystacia]

britney spears - boys

i heard: what would it take for you to just sleep with me
she really sings: what would it take for you to just leave with me

[Thriller]

OMG, I swear I heard this before!

I can taste on your lips a Muller Rice

from Britney Spears "Toxic"!