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    by 22-02-04, 22:57

    Seeing as the other topic can't be bumped, I've decided to start a new one, mainly so I can tell you my misheard lyrics!

    Ok, I know some of these have already been mentioned but nevermind! My misheard lyrics are in bold...

    Sugababes - Round Round

    We'll ride still fired on the beat down low
    We'll ride stir fried on the beat down low

    Kelly Rowland - Stole

    She put her fingers in the imprints at Mann's Chinese Theatre show
    She put her fingers in the entrance and let China see the show

    Christina Aguilera - Fighter

    Made my skin a little bit thicker
    Made my skin a little bit pinker

    Steps - 5, 6, 7, 8

    Not so much a misheard lyric, but a different version we used to sing at school

    My boot-scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
    My brother bummed a baby, it's drivin' me crazy

    Girls Aloud - Jump

    And heaven waits here at my door
    And hell it's Winter at my door

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    by 23-02-04, 00:42

    A classic:

    Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

    'Scuse me please while I kiss the sky
    'Scuse me please while I kiss this guy
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    by 23-02-04, 08:40

    DJ Sammy - Heaven...

    "Now our dreams are coming true, through the good times and the bad"

    I thought she said:

    "Now our dreams are coming through, through the good times in the bed"
    Don't explain yourself 'cos talk is cheap,
    There's more important things than hearing you speak.

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    These foolish games are tearing me apart

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    by 23-02-04, 16:27

    lol I remember when I first heard Fatman's Be Faithfull back in the days there was this show I liked called 'popular', and I remember when I first heard it I thought it said:

    Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen
    Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen,

    The real version said,

    Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
    Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan


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    by 23-02-04, 16:34

    Ok. I've just been looking at the lyrics to Shania's 'You're still the one' for my signature....

    I realised I've been singing it wrong!

    I thought it was:
    They said, our bed, they'll never make it!

    And the real lyrics are:
    They said "I bet they'll never make it"!

    When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
    Come back baby please cos We belong together

    June 27th

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    by 23-02-04, 16:37

    i always thought dido said "i will go down with this s***"

    Quote Originally Posted by San
    lol I remember when I first heard Fatman's Be Faithfull back in the days there was this show I liked called 'popular', and I remember when I first heard it I thought it said:

    Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen
    Fatman Scoop, Brooke McQueen,

    The real version said,

    Yeah, Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan
    Fatman Scoop, Crooklyn Clan

    whoo! Brooke McQueen ah i loved popular. i miss mary cherry

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    by 23-02-04, 17:40

    Quote Originally Posted by honeystacia
    i always thought dido said "i will go down with this shit"
    LOL! I thought it said

    'I will go far with this ship'

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    by 23-02-04, 19:09

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzle

    I thought it was:
    They said, our bed, they'll never make it! :


    I dunno why it's funny.
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    by 23-02-04, 20:27

    I was just listening to Michelle's album and the track How Can Sorry Ever Mend A Broken Heart. She was singin and I was typing and suddenly I heard her sing :

    Where can I go when mammaries are tearing me apart?

    Shouldn't that be Jordan?

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    by 23-02-04, 20:57

    The Offspring - The Kid's Arn't Alright

    Chances Thrown, Nothing's free
    Caz has grown, Nothing's free

    Weezer - Buddy Holly

    I don't care what they say about us anyway
    I don't care what say abut us sueing

    Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

    Wake me up
    W**k me off
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    by 23-02-04, 22:02

    Quote Originally Posted by ManicFan2k
    Weezer - Buddy Holly

    I don't care what they say about us anyway
    I don't care what say abut us sueing
    LOL, I always thought that was...

    I don't care what they say about our suitcase

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    by 23-02-04, 22:52

    Ok Dum Dums - The kind of day I had.

    Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock, Stare at the clock...

    Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k,

    Ahem!
    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    by 23-02-04, 23:36

    Quote Originally Posted by Skelofect
    Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k, Stare at my c**k,

    Ahem!
    Hmmmm...

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    by 23-02-04, 23:48

    Avril Lavigne - Thing's I'll Never Say

    "I I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee"

    Could have sworn she was saying:

    "If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on me"

    This lines comes after her saying she wants to "blow you away" so its not haerd to imagine why I thought this ay!
    She don't like that kind of behaviour.
    So thrown down your guns,
    Don't be so reckless.

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    by 24-02-04, 00:05

    LOL @ Kelly Rowland!

    Can't think of any off the top of my head tho, I usually just murmer any old rubbish when I dunno the words

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    by 24-02-04, 00:07

    Quote Originally Posted by SholasBoy
    LOL @ Kelly Rowland!

    Can't think of any off the top of my head tho, I usually just murmer any old rubbish when I dunno the words
    Think of numerous Missy Elliott songs for example

    Am I the only one who thought at the very beginning that in Britney Spears "Toxic"

    "Too High, Can't Come Down"

    I always thought that lyric was definitely something else

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    by 24-02-04, 00:09

    Quote Originally Posted by BadRapture
    Avril Lavigne - Thing's I'll Never Say

    "I I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on one knee"

    Could have sworn she was saying:

    "If I could say what I wanna see, I wanna see you go down on me"


    Dude... you mean you WANTED her to be saying that..?

    (Yeah, I wouldn't complain either. )
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    by 24-02-04, 03:00

    Classic example of me mishearing the lyrics:

    CCR - Bad Moon Rising

    There's a bad moon on the rise
    Wear the bamboo on the right

    My friend once heard some guy singing Natalie Imbruglia's Torn like this:

    I'm all out of faith
    I'm a lettuce face
    Let's embrace the point of no return.

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    by 24-02-04, 03:15

    Quote Originally Posted by Virgostar
    Classic example of me mishearing the lyrics:

    CCR - Bad Moon Rising

    There's a bad moon on the rise
    Wear the bamboo on the right
    I always thought that line went "There's a bathroom on the right"!

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    by 24-02-04, 03:53

    So did a whole lot of people, if you've ever seen the amount of entries for this song on this site!
    Let's embrace the point of no return.

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    by 24-02-04, 13:37

    Quote Originally Posted by thelazyboy
    Dude... you mean you WANTED her to be saying that..?

    (Yeah, I wouldn't complain either. )
    Nah, course not......well.........actually yeh I wouldn't knock it back.
    She don't like that kind of behaviour.
    So thrown down your guns,
    Don't be so reckless.

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    by 24-02-04, 20:56

    Guns N Roses - You Could Be Mine

    With your bit*h slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue
    when your bits stop rubbing and your cocanie's gone

    The Darkness - I Beleive In A Thing Called Love

    Oooooh, Guitar!
    Ooooh, Get down!!!!

    The Darkness - Growing On Me

    Sleeping in an empty bed
    Sleeping in a electric bed
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    by 25-02-04, 11:44

    britney spears - boys

    i heard: what would it take for you to just sleep with me
    she really sings: what would it take for you to just leave with me

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    by 25-02-04, 16:30

    OMG, I swear I heard this before!

    I can taste on your lips a Muller Rice

    from Britney Spears "Toxic"!

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