Coronation Street

[king_oxymoron]

Okay, for us old fashioned lot, who get a bit depressed watching Eastenders - here is the neighbouring thread for Coronation Street! (Sorry if theres another, downloading something and dont want to search forever )

My favourite storylines at the moment are Rosie and Craig, and Sally's meddling nature - she's turning into a bit of a ho! Rosie and Craig are so sexed up LOL

Then there's poor Fred - bit of a boring storyline but I do feel sorry for him with Mike and Penny doing the dirty on him.

What else? Karl/Sarah/Todd storyline - thats good, but I think there's some flaws in it - like Karl and Todd getting intimate and talking loudly about their love in the hospital corridors or other public places - surely Todd would want to talk elsewhere?

Feel a bit sorry for both Todd and Sarah, and Eileen actually, she wants the best but looks bad - Karl just wants to ruin everything! Don't take away Beth's Dad, man! :evil:

Erm, the dog storyline is quite cool, that new dog is legendary, annoying Vera.

And finally, the best line ever in the history of soaps the other day, when Vera asked if Jack wanted any Viagra, to which he replied "Vera! My plumbing is perfect!"

[Twixy]

Woo!

I love Corrie - my favourites are Blanche, and Sally. When she was doing that vocal exercise thing with Rosie...

The Rosie and Craig thing is my favourite storyline at the moment, it's so funny!

[Thriller]

I love Corrie just as much as EastEnders

Sally's getting on my nerves, she is comical, but she's just had a complete personality transplant in the last 6 months!

The Todd/Sarah/Karl storyline is already boring me, in fact, all of the storylines at the moment are kinda boring! Corrie isn't at it's best at the moment...

[Dazzle]

I loved it when Karl said "I’ll make sure he doesn’t collapse on the job"

[Twixy]

Tonights was brilliant! They've all got bloody lovebites, and it's so funny! Nobody thier age gets love bits anymore! (I should bloody well know).

[Thriller]

Love bites are SO 1996!

[Flea]

Love bites are SO 1996!

My friend showed me hers today, 3 huge red ones on her neck!

Anyway, I love Corrie! ...but I missed it tonight due to work! :x

[king_oxymoron]

I watched it later on ITV2 - I felt sorry for everyone today - mostly Rosie and Sally. Craig doing that to her was a little harsh, and Sally was only trying to do something amazing for her daughter, I guess (I know I called her a bit of a ho before, but yesterday I felt sorry for her!) Glad they made up.

Again, the Todd/Karl thing - having secret meetings - in full sight of everyone else Karl is quite funny sometimes, with his sly little remarks that he makes to Sarah about keeping his eye on Todd and stuff

Cilla - what a ho! (And I mean it this time) How does SHE pull so many blokes? And poor Chesney! Having a Mum like that would be horrendous, he's lucky to have Fiz, I hope her or Les takes him in if Cilla leaves cos he's legendary!

Kevin annoys the piss out of me at the minute, always thinking of money! Live a little, mate!

That be all!

EDIT: Aaagh! I forgot the bitch that be Clare's Mum - telling Ashley he couldn't have loved Maxine alot if he loves Clare! How rude, and I thought she was gonna be alright at first - I thought she was gonna try to roger him!

[Twixy]

I thought Claire's mum fancied Ashley!

Cilla is so funny, she makes me laugh so much. I felt sorry for Fiz though!

[Thriller]

Cilla gets so many blokes because she puts it about wherever she can, and she goes for all the losers that nobody else wants!

Claire's mum was such a bitch! I thought she was gonna make a move on Ashley too, but it was so inappropriate what she said about Maxine!

[crazyman324]

i lived my life being loyal to Stenders, but i made a wise decision the other week to watch Corrie. i like it

[Thriller]

I'll tell you something else that made me laugh, when Ashley said to Angela; "You've had it both ways haven't you?"

[king_oxymoron]

Corrie was so good tonight - woo for Fred kicking Mike's ball down the hill!

And poor Candice, she got a bastard bloke!

And wooooo Chesney, outing his mother, she's so different in real life is the woman who plays Cilla, puts on a great character!

[Thriller]

I could just imagine Fred with a Thai bride!

[king_oxymoron]

Corrie is getting funny! Yesterday was hilarious:

Rita: Well, didn't you ever run away from home Norris?
Norris: I most certainly did not!
Rita: I bet your Mother was disappointed!

His face

And poor Chesney, I want someone to put him up so he can stay in the Street

[Thriller]

Apparently Les ends up picking him up in his taxi as Chesney orders one to go to London! I think Les will end up taking him in.

[Twixy]

Ooooh! Cilla is an evil cow! :x



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[Hype]

I loved it when Karl said "I’ll make sure he doesn’t collapse on the job"

yeh that was funny as hell

[crazyman324]

Ok why has this topic become such a reject?

Surely the week ahead should grab some attention!

*Puts on boxing gloves*

[steophonic]

I have just seen the 8.30 one - gotta say I loved the Catfight between Eileen and Gail, that was hilarious.

I also think the whole Orchid thing is brilliant - I love it when she pretends she cant speak English well

And Sally is so annoying but it is hilarious...all in all its much more entertaining than Eastenders (and I watch both). Ill be happy when this Sarah - Todd - Karl thing *finally* finishes though cos its been going on forever!