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    by 24-11-04, 03:53

    Just to remind everyone because this topic has become the worst one for it - please do not quote pictures, there is nothing more annoying than seeing the same picture quoted half a dozen times on the same page....also please do not quote an image in order to show it at full size, thus stretching the forum...if the picture is too large to fit on the forum, post a link to it instead. Thanks - Admin


    Basically, you write up the last thing that made you laugh and hopefully we can have a good fun page.
    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    by 24-11-04, 08:55



    I was in the car last night, and we passed this big bald bloke in his car trying to get his steering wheel lock off, and when he did, he whacked himself over the head with it...

    ...it made me laugh!
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    by 24-11-04, 09:19

    Quote Originally Posted by Skelofect
    Basically, you write up the last thing that made you laugh and hopefully we can have a good fun page.
    Good idea but I hope yours will be the only post that needed to be edited for strong language. ;-)

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    by 24-11-04, 12:45

    Hearing a recording of Peter Sellers, singing "She Loves You" in the stlye of Dr Strangelove.

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    He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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    by 24-11-04, 16:01

    Quote Originally Posted by Skelofect
    For me, it was Daz talking about someone he was sending them a CD to and calling them "Ulrika Wannabe"...it was so funny.

    (6)Daz(6) Th: and i have to send a cd to an annoying
    **** in Sveden, ja
    (6)Special D: ohh whats the cd?
    (6)Daz(6) Th: bellefire
    (6)Daz(6) Th: **** wanted to pay 1.50 in shipping :| I
    told him its 1.50 to the uK. I charged the ulrika
    wannabe 3.50 :| Mwah ha ha
    Oh God! I hope he doesn't read UKmix!

    Well... most nights the last thing I do before going to bed is talk to David on MSN. So most nights I always go to bed in hysterics!

    Anywaaaay. The last thing to make me laugh was that picture David drew in the pic topic!
    Someone give that man a series... NOW!
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    by 24-11-04, 20:08

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiger
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

    Hoorah!
    LMAO

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    by 24-11-04, 20:22

    Laugh, what's that?

    Um... last thing to make me laugh was my friend randomly calling someone "a prick of a twonk". Was funny at the time, has kind of lost the appeal now.
    This post is highly unlikely to be serious. Please treat it accordingly. Unless it's music-related, in which case I'm damn well right.

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    by 24-11-04, 23:43

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzle
    Quote Originally Posted by Skelofect
    For me, it was Daz talking about someone he was sending them a CD to and calling them "Ulrika Wannabe"...it was so funny.

    (6)Daz(6) Th: and i have to send a cd to an annoying
    **** in Sveden, ja
    (6)Special D: ohh whats the cd?
    (6)Daz(6) Th: bellefire
    (6)Daz(6) Th: **** wanted to pay 1.50 in shipping :| I
    told him its 1.50 to the uK. I charged the ulrika
    wannabe 3.50 :| Mwah ha ha
    Oh God! I hope he doesn't read UKmix!

    Well... most nights the last thing I do before going to bed is talk to David on MSN. So most nights I always go to bed in hysterics!

    Anywaaaay. The last thing to make me laugh was that picture David drew in the pic topic!
    Someone give that man a series... NOW!
    I'm still in hysterics at that Nancy comment. I want a series with you, which reminds me chapter 3 - thats the last thing to make me laugh.
    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    by 24-11-04, 23:48

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzle
    (6)Daz(6) Th: and i have to send a cd to an annoying
    **** in Sveden, ja
    (6)Special D: ohh whats the cd?
    (6)Daz(6) Th: bellefire
    (6)Daz(6) Th: **** wanted to pay 1.50 in shipping :| I
    told him its 1.50 to the uK. I charged the ulrika
    wannabe 3.50 :| Mwah ha ha
    :-? :-? Where's the joke?
    He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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    by 24-11-04, 23:58

    Quote Originally Posted by ManicFan2k
    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzle
    (6)Daz(6) Th: and i have to send a cd to an annoying
    **** in Sveden, ja
    (6)Special D: ohh whats the cd?
    (6)Daz(6) Th: bellefire
    (6)Daz(6) Th: **** wanted to pay 1.50 in shipping :| I
    told him its 1.50 to the uK. I charged the ulrika
    wannabe 3.50 :| Mwah ha ha
    :-? :-? Where's the joke?
    Sorry. We should have added - a sense of humour is essential for this thread!
    Can you please stamp that at the top, David?
    Kinda like a parental advisory sticker!
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    by 25-11-04, 00:09

    No seriosuly can just explain the joke to me, Im trying to be a jerk about it. Just don't get the joke
    He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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    by 25-11-04, 00:12

    Me and David have a warped sense of humour that makes both of us crack up.
    You can't really explain any of our jokes. Just laugh at the randomness and stupidity!
    When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
    Come back baby please cos We belong together

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    by 25-11-04, 00:13

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzle
    Just laugh at the randomness and stupidity!
    Ok. like Monty Pyhton & TV burp you have to be there
    He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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    by 25-11-04, 00:15

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzle
    Me and David have a warped sense of humour that makes both of us crack up.
    You can't really explain any of our jokes. Just laugh at the randomness and stupidity!
    Yeah exactly, I am always in hysterics when Daz is talking to me, especially when we have certain members of Ukmix to mock.

    Countdown, for example?
    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    by 25-11-04, 00:16

    Ok. The last thing to make me laugh...
    In a group chat on MSN;

    Daz says:
    Dixy's gone. I feel like a kid in school when the teacher walks out for a few minutes
    Daz says:
    *memories*
    Special D says:
    *scrawls Dixy is a pixie on balckboard*
    Daz says:
    *puts large spike on Dixy's chair*

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    by 25-11-04, 00:36

    My Boss: What is it people sell on ebay?
    Me: ANYTHING!!!
    My Boss: Anything?
    Me: ANYTHING?
    My Boss: Ok. hmmm Toe Nails
    Me: I would'nt be suprised, I'll have to look

    (Went home checked, yes someone selling a bag of their own toenail clippings)

    Next Day
    Me: Guess what someone in america was selling a bag of their own toenail clippings.. and people had bidded on them aswell
    Shelia: What idiots have bidded
    My Boss: Someone who collects toenails?? (Perfect Austalian acent) "Ive been collecting toenails for 10 years. Ive got human nails, cats nails, griaffe nails, kangaroo nails, mongoose nails"


    You just had to be there, at the sheer randomness of it
    He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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    by 25-11-04, 20:32

    The funniest thing happened on my birthday! Went to the supermarket and bought (among other things) a muffin.

    After I got my receipt, I casually glanced at and saw:
    LOOSE TEXAS MUFF $1.30

    I broke down at the checkout.

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    by 25-11-04, 23:30

    Quote Originally Posted by Muzikritik
    The funniest thing happened on my birthday! Went to the supermarket and bought (among other things) a muffin.

    After I got my receipt, I casually glanced at and saw:
    LOOSE TEXAS MUFF $1.30

    I broke down at the checkout.


    That is the funniest thing I've heard in ages!!!!!!!!

    I'm in hysterics.
    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    by 26-11-04, 01:45

    Last thing that made me laugh - prolly the Dead Ringers special on the US election I watched last night - the guy who does George Bush is excellent, the accent is all there & everything!
    Let's embrace the point of no return.

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    by 26-11-04, 04:05

    I saw that, the Bush thing is brilliant but I didn't like that episode so much. :sad:

    I was watching it today, some things that made me laugh:

    Bridget Jones' Diary.

    Voiceover: It's the film event of...well, this week. Back with all the same comic mismatches as last time, only not as funny now as the novelty has worn off.

    [Bridget is on the phone]

    Bridget: I've just had the perfect shag memory, you do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom...hang on, who's this I'm talking to? My Boyfriend!!! Oh, that's not at all embarrassing , put me through immediately to your elderly mother with the heart condition...oh, hello Mrs Darcy? You do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.

    *Bridget giggles like a school girl at her mistake*

    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    by 26-11-04, 18:58

    ^ "With the same blow-up doll expression for the movie poster"


    *stands with mouth open*


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