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    by Sat December 25th, 2004, 00:21

    I was just watching some programme on BBC1, called Out-take TV I think, with nasty ginge as the host. Anyway, I think they were showing clips of that awful sitcom Mad About Alice with Jamie Theakston and Amanda Holden.

    Amanda Holden was saying her lines then stopped cos she thought she got it wrong but she hadn't and the whole scene was messed up and she said something like 'I smell Baftas' You kinda had to be there

    The outtakes of Little Britain were hilarious too - Matthew Lycas cannot keep a straight face, particularly in the Andy and Lou sketches

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    by Sat December 25th, 2004, 00:30

    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzle
    Ok. So me and my friend Rachel have a list of people we're planning to kill, and Santa is top of it - so she just said:

    "I'm gonna put my fire on, so when he comes down my chimney, he'll burn"

    I've been in hysterics at that for 10 minutes!



    Brilliant.

    I love Santa.
    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    He's finally made a come back. I'm now offically a semi-professional comedian. http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=35879.

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    by Wed December 29th, 2004, 20:26

    Oh, I've been luaghing for 5 minutes at a convo I had with Martin.

    Special David Sing to me another love song. says:
    i dont think i am, i always been really ugly to be honest

    Martin : I am the sun and the air says:
    nobody thinks they're gorgeous though

    Martin : I am the sun and the air says:
    apart from Christina Aguilera




    Give that guy a medal, I nearly fell off my seat.
    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    by Wed December 29th, 2004, 23:05

    Took me about 5 minutes to understand Martins comment...I'm so slow.
    I s'pose the last thing that made me laugh was an Britney interview Cd from Daz.
    She so scabby it's great

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    by Wed December 29th, 2004, 23:38

    That fat kid yawning behind George Bush..how could I have missed that all year?
    "I'm overwhelmed with gratitude, 'cause baby I'm so thankful I've found you.."

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    by Thu December 30th, 2004, 21:14

    Quote Originally Posted by crazyman324
    Took me about 5 minutes to understand Martins comment...I'm so slow.
    I s'pose the last thing that made me laugh was an Britney interview Cd from Daz.
    She so scabby it's great


    You do realise you need to interview her now and record it!
    (Don't tell people its just a CD - that will spoil the tricks of the trade)
    When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
    Come back baby please cos We belong together

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    by Thu December 30th, 2004, 21:26

    Last night when I was playing Mousetrap ( ) all the pieces had broke, so me and my friend decided to try and fix them.
    We ended up melting most of them, and nearly setting the sofa on fire.
    It was absolutley hilarious though!
    this town was meant for passing through but it ain't nothing new

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    by Tue January 4th, 2005, 09:26

    I am painfully aware that this is no laughing matter... but I just can't help myself!

    From http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 144467.stm
    The only airport in Aceh province was closed early on Tuesday after an aid plane hit a cow on the runway.

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    this town was meant for passing through but it ain't nothing new

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    by Tue January 4th, 2005, 13:55

    Surely more damage would have been done to the cow than the plane?!
    Monday - humiliation;
    Tuesday - suffocation;
    Wednesday - condescention;
    Thursday is pathetic;
    by Friday, life has killed me...

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    by Tue January 4th, 2005, 21:10

    From a Christina website
    "Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera have announced that they are joining forces to bring "cosmetic healing" to the victims of one of the planet's biggest natural disasters.
    The trio have announced the formation of "Cosmetics Over Troubled Waters" to raise funds to bring makeup - and makeovers - to that of the women of Southeast Asia"




    Just what they want

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    by Tue January 4th, 2005, 21:20

    In a day where I haven't smiled much, James had me in hysterics!

    It's something to do with what he posted about but his own interpretation of it!
    I'm not posting it though incase anyone has a go... but I laughed!
    When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
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    by Wed January 5th, 2005, 00:12

    So many things in the last half hour.
    A few more words like Toboggan, and flaaaaaan

    Oh well I was entertained

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    by Sun January 16th, 2005, 19:28

    Well when I say laugh I also mean shat myself scared.

    This stupid Bagpuss toy that also has a little singing mouse, singing something about sticking something with glue glue glue etc.
    I was convinced it didn't sing. Well guess what falls in the middle of the night? That's right that flaming mouse, I was like "Aaaaaarhg a ghost!!". Bloody bagpuss

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    by Sat January 22nd, 2005, 01:49

    I was visiting my Grandfather in hospital with my Grandmother today and we were sitting chatting etc.
    My Gran kept mentioning the doctors name and it kept making me laugh because it was....Doctor Jones.

    Then she started impersonating a Philapino nurse "Oh it is lovely back home, the bitches (beaches) are lovely" in the most unlikely accent. My Gran is hilarious.
    Johnny wanted cream buns for his birthday tea...

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    by Mon January 24th, 2005, 00:07

    This wasn't the last thing... but my mum cracked me up yesterday!

    I'm watching CD:UK and she's in the room. She sees the top 10 and when they announce Elvis was number one, she said:
    "He should die"

    My mum cracks me up!
    When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
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    by Mon January 24th, 2005, 00:22

    Only the ones who ahve been dead for a few decades!
    When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
    Come back baby please cos We belong together

    June 27th

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    by Mon January 24th, 2005, 17:27

    I got stuck in a lift yesterday and had to be rescued by firemen.

    That gave me a few giggles.
    Monday - humiliation;
    Tuesday - suffocation;
    Wednesday - condescention;
    Thursday is pathetic;
    by Friday, life has killed me...

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    by Mon January 24th, 2005, 21:54

    Quote Originally Posted by PippaParanoia
    I got stuck in a lift yesterday and had to be rescued by firemen.

    That gave me a few giggles.
    Aww bless her cotton socks!
    *pats head*

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    by Mon January 24th, 2005, 22:55

    It was scary at the time, but to look back on how we were finding a plastic bag to wee into if we got too desperate, and when my friend looked round and thought "these are the people I'm going to die with..." is quite funny.
    Monday - humiliation;
    Tuesday - suffocation;
    Wednesday - condescention;
    Thursday is pathetic;
    by Friday, life has killed me...

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    by Mon January 24th, 2005, 23:01

    Lovely
    I must admit, it would be my worst nightmare to be stuck in a lift! Id end up going crazy, and sing some Britney to calm me nerves!

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    by Tue January 25th, 2005, 21:40

    Ok. So... me and Jase are walking around Soho... then we spot someone getting out this really nice car!
    "That looks like Dale Winton" I thought.
    Then I realised it is Dale Winton, and started cracking up!
    I was laughing cos me and David had this long chat on the phone the other day taking the piss out of him!
    Me and Jase spent the next hour doing our Lorraine Kelly impressions "Dale, we all knoooooow"
    When you left I lost a part of me, It's still so hard to believe
    Come back baby please cos We belong together

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