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Thread: Very Wrong Answers to Very Obvious Questions

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    by 26-09-08, 12:58

    School boy error...should this have gone in the games forum?

    This was on a totally unrelated facebook group and I thought it was really funny.

    Someone asks an obvious question like ''Who is George Bush's wife?'' The next person says for example ''Hilary Clinton'' The more ridiculous the better
    Here is an example of the first few on this group:

    Which country is right on the top of the US ?Reply to Daniel


    Russia.

    What is the first planet of the Solar System?

    Uranus...

    Q: Who's buried in Grant's tomb???

    Peter Griffin, he forgot to breathe

    What is facebook?

    A BOOK WITH YOUR FACE ON IT...

    what animal lives in the antarctic, has a beak, and often waddles...

    your real mom.

    In a traffic light green means....

    That the light is working


    What pie has rasberries in it?

    Apple Pie.

    What does moisturizing cream do?

    light things on fire........muhahahaha

    What is plastic made of?

    recycled aluminum cans

    where does the president live?

    somewhere in kansas

    what happens if you ingest nail polish?

    you start to smell.

    what fruit does the apple tree make?


    Carrots!!! Duh!!!;)

    Why do we wear clothes?Reply

    To expose our bodies.

    What eats fishfood?

    psh, everyone knows that! horses!

    what makes chocolate?

    your butt!!

    where do babies come from??

    chickens! of course!

    what animal barks like a dog, eats like a dog, and smells like a dog?


    A duck.

    OK, I'll start...

    What is the real name of our queen?

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    by 26-09-08, 14:13

    Graham William Walker, aka HRH Graham Norton.


    In which profession might you need a stethoscope?

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    by 26-09-08, 14:26

    medical themed pornography

    In which country is UKMIX's server based?

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    by 26-09-08, 14:31

    North Korea.

    What is the title of Metallica's latest album?

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    by 26-09-08, 14:31

    Lynn Spears

    Who is Britney Spears?
    Don't Worry, Cause You're Really Not That Hard to Replace.

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    by 26-09-08, 14:33

    Shake Spear's wife.

    Who lives in the White House?

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    by 26-09-08, 14:47

    Tom and Gerry

    How many calories is there in a Tic-Tac?

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    by 26-09-08, 15:08

    Quote Originally Posted by scarletspider
    Elizabeth II ??

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    by 26-09-08, 15:57

    Quote Originally Posted by irishguy28
    Shake Spear's wife.
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    Check out my page, and the mad love from Brandy:

    www.myspace.com/zuzushafi
    http://twitter.com/ZuZuBrandy

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    by 27-09-08, 13:49

    Quote Originally Posted by jason2379
    Tom and Gerry

    How many calories is there in a Tic-Tac?
    Less than the calories of a pink flying spider.

    What is that thing called in the sky?

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    by 27-09-08, 13:55

    George Bush who was earlier inside a Republican senator's plane

    Who sang "material girl"?

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    by 27-09-08, 13:56

    Pete Burns

    What is the relationship between Jordan and Peter Andre?

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    by 27-09-08, 13:58

    symbiosis

    Fillet mignon is a type of?

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    by 27-09-08, 14:14

    Goosebumps.

    In 1995, a large earthquake hit...

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    by 27-09-08, 14:16

    Quote Originally Posted by Zuzu18
    Quote Originally Posted by irishguy28
    Shake Spear's wife.
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL


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    by 27-09-08, 15:01

    Quote Originally Posted by sambo9
    Goosebumps.

    In 1995, a large earthquake hit...
    Christina Aguilera.

    Boyzone are originally from...?
    LONG LIVE GIRLS ALOUD

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    by 27-09-08, 15:03

    The Dollhouse

    The world is going to...?

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    by 27-09-08, 15:36

    Pancake.

    Whipped cream is an ingredient commonly used in?

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    They need rappers like me
    So they can get on their fuckin' keyboards and make me the bad guy, Chun-Li

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    by 27-09-08, 15:49

    Beyonce

    What is the capital of the UK?

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    by 27-09-08, 15:51

    Uranus.

    What comes after 'E' in the alphabet?
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    by 27-09-08, 15:55

    Missy Elliott, 'Beep Me'.

    The current American president is?
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