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    by » 11-10-18, 21:23

    Cause God created women beautifully

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    by » 11-10-18, 21:36

    Because all those fancy Pumpkin Spice Lattes they worship taste like piss

    Why are men so obsessed with football?

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    by » 11-10-18, 21:40

    Because secretly they like playing with balls

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    by » 12-10-18, 05:09

    Because they were made for woman

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    by » 12-10-18, 14:18

    Because Madonna told them so

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    by » 12-10-18, 14:24

    Because they smell a lot of aRats.

    Why does gravity pull us down?
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    by » 12-10-18, 14:33

    because it flopped on the charts and now is trying to drag everything else down.

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    by » 12-10-18, 14:53

    He got scared of all the ghosts.

    Why are Dua Lipa's lips so big?
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    by » 12-10-18, 15:24

    2 uglee bees stung ha lips.

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    by » 12-10-18, 15:42

    Beyonce's dark wizardry.

    Why is blood red?
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    by » 12-10-18, 18:44

    Because we eat too much meat.

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    by » 12-10-18, 18:50

    Kanye West slaps her butt every time Trump says something stupid.

    Why does Selena Gomez whisper in her songs so much'?

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    by » 12-10-18, 18:55

    She's afraid of the cookie monster.

    Why is XY male?
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    by » 12-10-18, 20:04

    because god made them that way.

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    by » 12-10-18, 20:11

    Because she's eternally 12 like her idol.

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    by » 12-10-18, 20:16

    so parents can drain their youth when they get old. A Madonna tea.

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    by » 12-10-18, 21:18

    Because legends never go out of style.

    Why are polar bears the greatest animals on the planet?

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    by » 13-10-18, 03:50

    Quote Originally Posted by stevyy
    Because legends never go out of style.

    Why are polar bears the greatest animals on the planet?
    Cuz they live on the top of the world.

    Why didn't Americans give their country an actual name instead of applying the name for two continents for themselves?
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    by » 13-10-18, 03:56

    Because we cool like that

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    by » 13-10-18, 08:58

    Because they don't want to see the ugly people in the audience.

    Why do most people hate olives?

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    by » 13-10-18, 09:03

    It's the consequence of the old ''olives v. the people'' court case

    Why did the stock market crash happen in 2008?
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    by » 13-10-18, 09:05

    "Blackout" didn't reach #1 in the US and the Holy Spearit, Godney, was taking revenge.

    Why did the Soviet Union collapse?

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    by » 13-10-18, 09:11

    Quote Originally Posted by Mainshow
    Why did the Soviet Union collapse?
    In order to take part in Eurovision and vote for each other.

    Why do people need to work?
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    by » 13-10-18, 09:22

    People need to work because there's also two Work videos.

    Why does Drake give me headache?

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    by » 13-10-18, 10:52

    Because his music is that good.

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